think bout it |
Read
Each One Carefully & Think About It a Second or
Two1.
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with
you . . . 2.
No man or woman is worth your tears & th...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jun 2009 22:16:00 GMT |
pandy and my easter spp |
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Posted by on Sat, 11 Apr 2009 14:25:00 GMT |
Very Sound advice for all. |
There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious.ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get old...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Mar 2009 06:44:00 GMT |
pocket taser for my wife |
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this:Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop tha...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 06:59:00 GMT |
lmao |
The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don''t sell anything called bottom deodorant, and...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 06:54:00 GMT |
THE DAUGHTER AND THE DILDO |
A WOMAN IS GOING UPSTAIRS WHEN SHE HEARS A HUMMING NOISE COMING FROM HER DAUGHTERS BEDROOM. SHE LOOKS IN THE DOOR AND SEES HER DAUGHTER PLEASURING HERSELF WITH A DILDO. SHE GOES DOWNSTAIRS AND TELLS H...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 06:33:00 GMT |
it cant be true..... can it?????? |
A man complained to his friend, "My elbow hurts. I better go to the doctor.""Don't do that," volunteered his friend, "there's a new computer at the drugstore that can diagnose any problem quicker and ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 06:31:00 GMT |
what makes a man better |
Phone conversations last 30 secondsYou know useful stuff about tanks and airplanesA 5 day vacation requires only one suitcaseBathroom lines are 80% shorterYou can open all your own jarsOld friends don...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 06:29:00 GMT |
things to ponder |
..If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?------------------------------------------------
----------------------Can you cry under water? --------------...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 06:24:00 GMT |
for all my good friends |
To: My Special Friends Thanks for all you do... THIS SAYS IT ALL: Time passes. Life happens. Distance separates. Children grow up. Jobs come and go. Love waxes and wanes. Men don't do what ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 07:09:00 GMT |
