About Me
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Can't connect, I haven't slept, Am I crazy?..
Abigail/Abby/Bee.
I incessantly switch between being entirely restless, somewhat reserved and then reaching certain stages of insanity, but all in all, it keeps me busy I suppose. :) I spend most of my time being daft & having seven shades kicked out of me by Jessica. My other pals don't beat the shit out of me but they're swell anyway. I fackin laaarve fan fiction, apparently that should embarrass me - it doesn't. I like being a mess ACTUALLY, wearing dresses, being gobby and striving to make my body look like a sketch book asap. I'm fairly 'chubby' but I've got a belter of a rack so you'll get over it. I have absolutely no time whatsoever for hateful, pointless people - I've let people get away with too much in the past, gradually people still pushing the boundaries with me will realize they're wrong. My life is a game of escapism sometimes, and would most defiantly shut down without my ever-blissful ipod and books written by the few literate authors we have left. :) My face is like a cheese grater - too many impulse piercings, grrr. Intelligence, regardless of my own being considerably absent, intrigues me. I REALLY fancy boys with beards and trannies, I possibly do have issues yes, but I'd thank you not to draw attention to them. I read stupidly much, sometimes get myself to the '50% of body weight = alcohol' stage and have a disgustingly foul mouth, but I regularly say fucking retarded things meaning I get away with it (on account of being 'special'). :) Drinking obsessive amounts of tea, never ever going home and wearing Topshop constantly doesn't make me think you're any cooler, mostly because lets be fair - I still collect Pokemon cards and scream my Dad when I hurt myself, so as you can imagine 'trendy' people aren't really up my street if ugetme. Myspace has got a bit too much of a facade going on nowadays, I certainly don't pretend to be any deeper or cleverer on here, unlike some I've come across, don't get it yaanooo :| Wanting to grow up, get married and have children is seen as some kind of taboo nowadays, but I'm certainly not a 'new age woman' and that taboo is what I bloody well want from life :)
p.s. If everything else I ever say goes right over your head, please take this one thing on board; I don't care how popular, 'hardcore' or fit you are, if you even slightly believe you are better than anyone else because of how you look/act, you are every possible take on the word DICKHEAD and I'll thank you to go back to your little bullying hovel. - you lose at life.
Ahhh whatevz; I may well be a bit nutty, but I'm haaaappy and that is surely the point?
Honestly tell me you wouldn't.
♥ Cherry lambrini, River Island dresses, musicals, vampires, burlesque, German, Final fantasy, lyrics, Egyptian history, hair extensions, Ross Noble, getting goosebumps, propranolol, late nights, hollyoaks, lovely jubbly bottles of mickey finns, big sleeps, Chester park, fat ass sunflowers, make up, nintendogs, Gok Wan, Transvestites, ribena & wotsits, night drives, piss yourself scary roller coasters, dancing in my bathroom, tato waffles, crushes, fanta ices, cinema trips, manicures, Stephen Fry, Firefly/Serenity, 10 Mayfair, dancing, felt pens, Chris Brown, tattoos, Pokemon, Louise Rennison, Waterstones book shops, LOOK magazine, wicked beatz, 'Fantasy' by Britney Spears perfume, pub time, Pizza hut, tea and films in bed.
