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Joe Hui

If life gives you lemons... throw them in the F-ing garbage and move on with your life.

About Me



"I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people... "

"There are times when I look at people and I see nothing worth liking. I want to earn enough money that I can get away from everyone..."

"I see the worst in people. I don't need to look past seeing them to get all I need. I've built my hatreds up over the years, little by little..."

My Interests

Random Shit

I'd like to meet:

YOU! But only long enough for me to eyeball you and figure out how I can kick your ass.

Music:

Stuff that jams and rocks and any other cliche word that can describe music.

Movies:

Name it... if I haven't seen it and you're not a total F-ing liar then I'll go see it. And if it sucks I'm demanding my money back from you.

Television:

TV Addict... like crack... only worse.
Revision: 7/5/08
On the Air:
Doctor Who, Torchwood, Life on Mars(UK & US), Primeval, How I Met your Mother (THE BEST sitcom of all time that's right FUCK YOU "FRIENDS" and FUCK YOU "SEINFELD"), Lost(which has totally jumped the shark), Smallville, My Name is Earl, Simpsons, Family Guy, Nip/Tuck, WWE Raw, Smackdown, ECW, TNA, GHOSTHUNTERS (awesome show on Sci-Fi... it's the only "reality" show I watch) Medium, Supernatural, Ghost Whisperer, Bones, Prison Break, Robot Chicken, The Office, Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, Boston Legal, Heroes, The Riches, Entourage, Gossip Girl, Private Practice (barely), Pushing Daisies (awesome show), Dexter, In Plain Sight, Fear Itself (meh), Dollhouse, Sarah Conner Chronicles
Off the Air and/or Syndicated:
Angel, Blind Justice, The Jury, Batman Adventures, X-Men, 8 Simple Rules, Arrested Development, The Night Stalker, Alias, That 70's Show, Reunion (it didn't even have a fare shot), Firefly, Buffy, Blade, Married with Children, Justice, Sopranos, The Loop, Veronica Mars, Teen Titans, Moonlight, Journeyman, Bionic Woman (good riddence)

Books:

Television and the internet has taught me how NOT to read books. I do OWN a crap load of books though, recent ones; Meg and The Zombie Survival Guide. Fight Club , Stir of Echoes and the first 5 Anne Rice Vampire books are the last ones I've finished.

Heroes:

Godzilla - I hope one day I'll be big enough to step on all of you and topple buildings.

My Blog

Local Idiot To Post Comment On Internet

From The OnionHAZEL PARK, MIIn a statement made to reporters earlier this afternoon, local idiot Brandon Mylenek, 26, announced that at approximately 2:30 a.m. tonight, he plans to post an idiotic co...
Posted by Joe Hui on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 10:59:00 PST

SAG members have more sense than WGA members

Unions can be a great thing when they are fighting for rights and deserved equities... but when the US is in trouble and a lot of pain can be caused by a strike from greedy people. I have to totally d...
Posted by Joe Hui on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 10:24:00 PST

I could be a 100 billionaire!

In Zimbabwe!Zimbabwe, grappling with a record 2.2 million percent inflation, has introduced a new 100-billion-dollar bank note in a bid to tackle rampant cash shortages, the central bank said Saturday...
Posted by Joe Hui on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 08:23:00 PST

Regenerate you limbs... WOW

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Posted by Joe Hui on Thu, 01 May 2008 07:53:00 PST

THIS is why I was against the WGA strike.

Yes I'm happy the writers got their two friggin' "sense" so that everyone else can F-ing suffer for it... real noble cause... assholes. From today's LA Times: The writers strike ended t...
Posted by Joe Hui on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:31:00 PST

F*ck The Earth Day

F*ck the Earth Day - Watch more free videos...
Posted by Joe Hui on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:40:00 PST

The Wise David Lynch weighs in about the iPhone

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Posted by Joe Hui on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 08:09:00 PST

Hmm

Sometimes it feels like your whole world is crumbling around you. I know it's not truly the case. But sometimes... it all just feels so hopeless.
Posted by Joe Hui on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 09:52:00 PST

Battlestar Galactica Razor Review

Wrote a review for the newest story in the saga of Battlestar Galactica.Read it here...
Posted by Joe Hui on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 10:31:00 PST

Halloween Wackiness

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Posted by Joe Hui on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 04:18:00 PST