Journalist in real life, I love loud music and sport. A bit unpredictable, I'm said to be a "weird guy" at first, but everybody that goes beyond this ends up liking me anyway. All I know is that I haven't finished growing up yet... And I hope to provide the Web with the most useless blog ever.
These test results seem accurate enough to be there and help you to know me...
What kind of sicko am I ?
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||| 78%
Antisocial |||||||||||||||||| 78%
Paranoid |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 46%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 46%
Borderline |||||||||||| 42%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||| 42%
Narcissistic |||||| 26%
Dependent |||| 18%
What Horror Icon am I ?
Jason Vorhees
You are Jason Vorhees. You're the Crystal Lake killer. You live a very simple life, you respect your elders, enjoy collecting and voyeurism and are content to act on your overwhelming conscience and disillusionment. Don't be afraid to think for yourself. Beware of codependence. You're stubborn, but your drive and stamina always pay off. Survival is what you're known for. You have tremendous ingenuity, enjoy nature and solitude, you are lucky to be exactly where you need to be when you need to be there and despite a certain shyness--and a speech impediment that borders on inarticulate--you are the beginning and end to every party.
Which Horror Movie am I?
House Of 1000 Corpses
You are very wacky and out there. You like doing insane things, you like getting attention, and you most likely enjoy drug-induced hallucinations. Always the loud one, always the popular one, you might actually be wanting the attention to cover scars that won't heal from childhood, and you need a way to mask your emotions. Don't keep up like this for too long.
Which Horror Movie Killer Am I?
Jason Voorhees
You are Jason Voorhees. You seek one thing.... REVENGE! You dont care who gets in your way. When you kill you are always creative. You are strong and merciless. No wonder so many people are scared of you.
What modern movie do I belong in?
Fight Club
You belong in ... Fight Club. You are anti-government, anti-conformist, anti-Abercrombie... pretty much anti-everything. You like movies with weird endings and movies that get you thinking. You are going to blow up a good number of credit card company buildings in a little while. Thats... kinda explosive.
Which 'Pulp Fiction' character am I?
Butch
Tired of being underappreciated and manipulated by powerful "others," you fight back. Though possesssing a cold, violent outside, you have a soft, scentimental inside. You love your partner, you cherish family heirlooms, and you want nothing more than to be geniunely happy -- but you don't mind having to kill a couple of nimrods who happen to clutter your path.
Purity test results : 209 points.
Stats :
Positive answers : 52 %
Positive answers about alcohol : 55 %
Positive answers about drugs : 91 %
Positive answers about sex : 44 %
Some smart quotes so you think I'm a neat guy
"We don't care and we don't give a sh!t about tomorrow." - Ben Foster
"With great power come great responsabilities." - Ben Parker
"While I respect the Judeo-Christian ethic, as well as the eastern philosophies and, of course, the teachings of Mohammed, I find that organized religion has corrupted those beliefs to justify countless atrocities throughout history. Were I to attend church, I'd be a hypocrite." - Steven Hyde
"I'd rather have spent the evening in the stomach of a cow, watching grass being digested." - Edward T. Platypus
"I can still see your dad running after me with a shovel in his hand. I don't remember much after that." - Jaret Reddick
"Just when they think they have all the answers, I change the questions." - Roderick G. Toombs
"Some say I'm lazy, and others say that's just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be." - William Bruce Rose, Jr
And... I DON'T CARE !!!
(Most probably especially about your sorry ass)