Matt........"ya.....THAT asshole".......

About Me

I'm 25, live in Hanford Ca,Married with 3 "kids" and a full time job... I married the only woman(aside from the one who birthed me) who could put up with my shit on a 24/7/365 basis, and still say I love you after it's all said and done.
I have some awesome really close friends who are like brothers to me, or at least I used to, not so much anymore. Theres still a couple of em but you know how that goes.
I have family in Memphis TN, Rochester NY, VA Beach, VA and Phoenix'ish AZ.
I've been to almost every state in America and I've lived in 5 different states and Japan.
I play paintball, I'm not good, but I can beat up most of the kids I play against so that helps with my low self esteem issues.....
Believe it or not, I am not racist,asshole,sexist smart ass dickhead, I treat everyone the same...like shit. All you gotta do is give me a reason not to and you're golden. I've been shit on too many times to put up with others who feel the need to do the same.....

My Interests

Paintball,Video games,Movies,Food, Sleep,Scrabble. My dogs Phoebe and Tex. Watching movies. getting constantly owned in Rock,Paper Scissors. Playin Xbox 360 till odd hours of the AM.. I am interested in bettering myself so some day I will look back on my life and be able to say
"Man....My life really didn't suck that bad!"

I'd like to meet:

In no particular order:
Anyone who thinks it's ok for boys to wear girls pants
(so i can use them as Emo bait to attract others to my giant "Emo Pit of death")
That Queer who does all the myspace videos in drag... I'd like to kick his ass....
VVVVV----The guy who did this----VVVVV Other then that.....
No one really, I know enough assholes, douchebags, bitches and backstabbing cockgobblers.... If you aren't one of those feel free to drop me a line...

Music:

If you hadn't figured it out I'm very eclectic. (yes i know what it means asshole!) I like all sorts of music, from Bob Marley to the Beatles to Taking Back Sunday and DMX... I do however hate 99.9% of country music and most of that emo shit...

Movies:

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I have like 300+ dvds or something retarded like that. Movies are the coolest thing to collect. and people who get rid of their movie collections are Botards!!!
Most recent movie bought or acquired:
Pirates 3
leaves it wide open for another
Most Recently watched:
National Treasure 2
Awesome Movie!!!!!! go see it if you like the first!

Television:

Boston Legal and Lost, The Unit CSI(the original only!!)Survivor,NCIS occasionaly,Las Vegas etc etc etc Jericho!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's coming back so tune in and watch it!!!

Books:

Clive Cussler is really the only author I enjoy reading.

Heroes:

Susan Quinn- My grandma who recently passed away after fighting cancer. RIP Grandma and thank you for showing us all how to live and how to die. She was a wonderful woman(you'd know that if you met my grandpa :) ....
My parents, My OLD lady,The midget who keeps my life interesting, my self and my friends who don't suck,(you know who you are)!!!!!!!!!!!
My kids Tex and Phoebe
My heroes are also anyone local who goes to the top!!
Anyone who perserveres through adversity, and doesn't expect a free ride in life...

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