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Shamus

About Me

I'm an unsuccessful writer, just like every single person you have ever met. I have a wide catalogue of skills ranging from breathing to eating. All attempts at obtaining an education have thus far failed but I'm the very successful head of a household composed of myself. And, uh, death shall have no dominion. Dead men naked they shall be one with the man in the wind and the west moon; When their bones are picked clean and the clean bones gone, they shall have stars at elbow and foot; Though they go mad they shall be sane, though they sink through the sea they shall rise again; Though lovers be lost love shall not; And death shall have no dominion. And death shall have no dominion. I like cheesecake.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Holy shit so in America you can buy like five litres of milk at the shops. Although doubtless they don't actually call it five litres because they use the imperial measure. Fucking imperial! I've never been to America. I would like to meet Jesus and Einstein.

My Blog

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It's good to know that I have so many friends. Unfortunately I can't seem to figure out how to use this thing. I've been fiddling around for half an hour just to figure out how to post this message. A...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 04:47:00 GMT