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Slaughter Man ...

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About Me

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isn't much to me, I'm a fat old alarm tech. I'm 36 and I have 3 boys. I like to play guitar and drink rum and play magic the gathering. Favorite times include playing video games with my kick ass girlfriend.
The Survey- All About You
. . . B a s i c s . . .
Name/Nickname Johnny
Sex Hermaphodite
Age 9
Height/Weight Tall & Short & Skinny & Fat
School FACK SKOOL
. . . C h o o s e 1 . . .
Ghetto/Prep/Skater YES!
Water/Soda RUM
Ice cream/ Neopolitan
Fruits/Vegetables I LIKE MEAT... MEAT IS GOOD
Girls/Guys Only if their my Jenn Jenn
Talking: On Phone/ In Person In Person
Hook Ups/Relationships Relationship
Dancing/Singing YES! If I'm drunk enough
Whole Milk/Skim Milk Milk... does that come from titties?
Cereal/Bagel Bagel with lots of fuckin coffee
Winter/Summer Summer
Love/Lust Lust after my love.... if I'm drunk enough
Usher/50 cent Get a rope
. . . L o v e L i f e . . .
Do you like anyone? Maybe
If so, who? My lizard Tardance Macgee
Number of boyfriends/girlfriends you have had too many too count... that includes Tardance
With who and when was your last hookup? Last night... Jenn
Have you ever been in love? with the Captain
Do you believe in love at first sight? No
Have you ever went out with someone even if you didn't like them? Yes... thought I was doing her a favor
Did you ever reject anyone? Yeah... the talking hairy drooling pussy monster
Did you ever cry over someone of the opposite sex? Maybe but if I did their dead now so it doesn't matter
How do you act towards the person you like? Give them a lot of shit
Are you a tease/big flirt? YES
. . . T h i n g s Y o u L i k e T o D o . . .
Favorite place to hang out? Home
Do you drink? LIKE A MUTHA FUCKA!!!
Have you ever been drunk? I am right now...
Do you smoke? NO
Do you like the mall? DO YOU LIKE BEING STABBED IN THE EYE?
Are you an indoor or outdoor person? Both
Do you do any sports or extracurricular activities? Fuck your mom in the dark
On your weekends, where can you almost always be found? With a good bottle of rum and with my woman
Who has the best house to hang out at? This awesome little house in Colfax with the big ass TV
What's your favorite...
Singer: Robert Plant
Movie: Tombstone
TV show: Friends
Actor: Robin Williams
Actress: Jennifer Antison
Restaraunt: Outback, Applebee's & Lorenzos
Food: Anything my Jenn Jenn cooks for me and this shit is fuckin good
Vacation spot: Hawaii
Season: Summer
Holiday: My birthday
Day of the year: My Birthday
Friend: Jenn jenn & Adam Garland
Song: Going to California
Color: Blue
Flavor soda: Anything that goes with Rum
Type cookie: Chocolate Chocolate Chip
Store: Guitar Center
What Do You Look For In a Guy/Girl
Height Short is Very HOT
Age WELL...
Weight Not picky
Personality Outgoing
Clothing style she shouldn't care
Hair color doesn't matter
Do opposites really attract? Only in a perfect world
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
You Are a Martini
There's no other way to say it: you're a total lush.
You hold your liquor well, and you hold a lot of it! What Mixed Drink Are You?
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My Interests

Drinking rum, playing guitar, playing magic the gathering, playing GOD OF WAR, Tardance my bearded dragon.

I'd like to meet:

Eric Clapton & James Hetfield. (Someone who can burp louder than my girlfriend.) I Pissed My Pants

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Music:

Metallica, Zepplin, Stone Sour, Disturbed, Deftones, Eric Clapton, Eagles, Sevendust, Staind, Alice n Chains, Audioslave, Korn, Def Leppard, Mad Season, Chili Peppers

Movies:

Scarface, The Crow, Tombstone, Pulp Fiction, Star Wars Trilogy, I Dream of Jenna... WITH JENN, HEAVY METAL... NOT the gay ass version of HEAVY METAL 2000... the original version THANK YOU!

Television:

Football, News, & reruns of Friends... the rest can FUCK OFF!!OH YA CAN'T FOR GET SOUTH PARK !!! Check out this cartoon i made!
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custom southpark rules undefined Where's my money

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Books:

Scrye.. yeah, it's a magazine, Magic the Gathering books, the rest are good for wiping your ass in the crapper with. color="Purple"Buried at PhotoCasket.com

Heroes:

Robin Williams robin williams and how golf was created

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