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Shat in my pant!

I love my job, it's the work I hate!

About Me

WELL, I HATE WORK, I LOVE TO SLEEP. I GO INSANE IF I'M CONFINED TOO LONG IN A WINDOWLESS PLACE(WORK)! I'M A MOVIE LOVER AND I PLAY NO SPORTS CUZ I'M ALREADY SEXY LIKE THAT! I'VE MASTERED THE PHILIPPINO WEAPON THE YO-YO! PIANO IS MY BEST INSTRUMENT, NEXT TO THE KAZOO! I'M HAPPILY MARRIED FOR 3 YEARS AND I GOT ONE BEAUTIFUL BOY, AIMING SUM TIME TO CLONE THE NEXT BABY! I LOVE TO TRAVEL, ONE DAY I'LL SEE THE PYRAMIDS!

My Interests

GOING OUT WITH (THE MARJ) HAHAHA. HAVING FAMILY QT. DISTANT TRAVELS, CAMPING-AND I MEAN TAKING A SHIT ON THE GROUND!!! DEEP SEA FISHING WITH FRIENDS-IT'S FUN TO PLAY WITH THE LIVE BAIT! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY (MTV) AND DIRECT TV! WELL, IT AIN'T AN INTEREST BUT I ALWAYS GOTTA CLEAN UP AFTER MARJ AND ETHAN! LOVE GOING TO CONCERTS, NOTHING BEATS LIVE MUSIC.

I'd like to meet:

THE ASSHOLE DOCTOR WHO YELLED AT ME FOR PAGING HIM LAST NITE!!!

Music:

PUCK, DISCO, A LIL BIT COUNTRY-ANYTHING IS GOOD WHEN YOU'RE DEAF!!! CHRONIC FUTURE, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS, NIRVAVA, AFI, OLD SKEWL NOFX, GOTTA GIVE IT UP TO THE PIONEER-E.J. ELTON JOHN, MODEST MOUSE, USHER, TRANSPLANTS, AND THE BEAT GOES ON!!! ANYTHINGS GOOD!

Movies:

STARWARS, BRAVE HEART, EPIC WAR MOVIES. BLACK HAWK DOWN! GLADIATOR, 21 GRAMS, CITY OF GOD, MYSTIC RIVER, MONSTER, BOYS DON'T CRY.

Books:

DR. SEUSS' GREEN EGGS AND HAM! I GOT IT ON A BOOK ON TAPE!

Heroes:

JET-LI, HE STARS IN IT!