About Me
if youre ugly on the inside, it shows on the outside. FOR REAL! slow yo roll, ugly folks.
uh uh olivia bros and sistas before hoes and mistasim a scorpio sagittarius. i like samoas, bright colors, shiny things, fireworks, karaoke, boozing it up, theme parties, snowboarding, going out on regular nights and dressing up in ridiculous costumes, going to the beach, trying to surf in LA county, traveling, shopping, gambling, throwing tomatoes at cars and subsequently getting in fights with persians, keepin it real, pirates, monkeys, homies, plants, stripes, dodgeball, making bling on erryting, doggies, maps, rock formations, climbing rock formations, having someone to help me eat whatever i cooked, whether it be deliciously scrumptious or downright disgusting, camping, buying numerous things to help organize my room, but never cleaning my room, johnny walker black on the rocks, people who actually take the time to read bullshit like this, kare-kare, celebrating business people's happy hour, talking in bery punny accents, wearing my necktie around my head pretending to be the straight-edged businessman that has had a little too much to drink, Lacoste and Fred Perry, cutoff sweats that i buy for $5 at albertsons and wear to work the next day, porto's bakery and potato meatballs, the bloody lake of old st. lucas...
