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About Me

5'8'' Brown hair. Green eyes. Irish.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Warren Robinette (find the magic dot and enter the secret room in ADVERTURE). A girl who is 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head so you can rest your drink and ashtray

Music:

MUSIC ?! I HATE MUSIC ! I wish MUSIC was alive so I could turn her upside down and pour lemon juice in her twat.

Movies:

I HATE MOVIES. I WISH MOVIES WERE ALIVE SO THAT I COULD HIT THEM WITH A MANHOLE COVER. But, if you must know, I like Altered States. Shattered. Donnie Darko

Television:

I HATE TELEVISION (tell-a-LIE-vision). I WISH TELEVISION WERE ALIVE SO THAT I COULD RIM IT'S ASSHOLE WITH A WISK WRAPPED IN TINFOIL. But, if you must know, I like That 70's show. Aqua teen hunger force. The shield

Books:

BOOKS?! I HATE books. Almost as much as I hate scrolling text using the marquee command! I wish BOOKS and SCROLLING TEXT were alive so I could shove an umbrella up both their assholes AND open it indoors so that they have bad luck. If you must know I read The Starlight crystal, Eyes of the dragon, and a wrinkle in time. But I didn't LIKE it.

Heroes:

I like Battleaxe Harold (from Wizards Crown) DURANDAL (from Marathon)

My Blog

Why the Jews hate Christmans

The Best Way To Explain To A Child Why Jews Don'tCelebrate Christmassee that dudehanging on the cross? See the hair? See the beard?yeah, well that's not really Jesus, that's Santa. Jewskilled him, tha...
Posted by Scry Pointman on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 06:46:00 PST

Among these dots, there is a hidden colon. Can you find it?

AMONG THESE DOTS, THERE IS A HIDDEN COLON. CAN YOU FIND IT?
Posted by Scry Pointman on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 05:19:00 PST

Goofus and Gallant

Posted by Scry Pointman on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 05:12:00 PST

Susie has a cow on her head

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Posted by Scry Pointman on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 08:23:00 PST

DOOT-DA-DOOT

The object of DOOT-DA-DOOT is to take a cardboard tube (from a paper towel or wrapping paper) and yell the phrase "DOOT-DA-DOOt" through it. Try it in all different places....
Posted by Scry Pointman on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 08:09:00 PST

FELCHING and other perversions.

This blog has been intercepted by the C.A.F.A.D. (Catholics against fun and debauchery) for blatent disregard of the LORD's word according to Genisis 38:10 And the thing which he did displeased the LO...
Posted by Scry Pointman on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 09:31:00 PST

Recant this aloud in your best "SUAVE VOICE"

Greetings and salutations. Tonight's recitation will include some classic verse that you may remember from the days of yore. It is one of my personal favorites and I believe you, my esteemed colleagu...
Posted by Scry Pointman on Sat, 06 May 2006 08:42:00 PST

Infinity Quiz

Posted by Scry Pointman on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 10:42:00 PST

Advice (now that Ann Landers is senile)

Any problems or questions? Feel Free. (just make sure Free's boyfriend isn't watching). The unbosoming revival is May 4th.
Posted by Scry Pointman on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 06:12:00 PST

Honkers make me bonkers

One day, while PJ was in a particularly foul mood, he walked past a gaggle of geese. A very rude and aggresive goose then approached him. "Honk," said the goose. "What say you?" replied PJ."Honk," sai...
Posted by Scry Pointman on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 07:24:00 PST