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I don't understand people that don't like coffee. How is that? It's like someone is speaking a foreign language to me when they say they don't like coffee. What? What are you saying? I like it when people understand how great food is. Not just fuel to keep you going. But delicious and sensual at times. When I eat something that tastes really good, I go, "Mmm, mmm," while I'm chewing. So does my six year old nephew. There's something totally sexy about a man that can make good food. I like trivia, and am frustrated by bad drivers and spellers. I'm a writer. It doesn't pay my bills, which is a good thing--I apparently need years to work through a novel. It doesn't take that long to write it. Just to make it not suck. But it's something that I have to do, and will always do. I like people that are smart or artsy, or both. I like laughing. I do it all the time. If laughter was exercise, I would be in such good shape. I spend a lot of time and money going to concerts. But I wouldn't change it. I don't like being in a tight crowd. I'm short, it freaks me out a little. I love movies. Love them. Have a bunch of them. I know a lot of Oscar trivia. I have this recurring daydream that someday Zach Braff would direct something that I wrote. I think that Edward Norton might be one of the greatest actors ever. I hate the way movies are framed for two sequels, just in case they're successful. But I will watch all the Ocean's Eleven sequels that get made. Those guys are bad ass. I have a Yorkie that's super cute. But don't call her a sissy dog--she's fearless like Evil Knieval. What.
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I'd like to meet:

People that don't take themselves too seriously. I hate liars. It takes balls to tell people the truth. I respect people that call it like they see it. And Burt Reynolds.

My Blog

Enough with the Camelot talk already

I know that our country is desperately in need of a fresh set of legs up in the Oval Office.  And I am happy dance level happy that Sarah Palin has been shipped back to Alaska where she should st...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:48:00 GMT

Olympics addiction

I think that it is probably a good thing that the Olympics only happen every four years.  I'm talking summer Olympics, people.  I am such a geek about watching the Olympics.   I wi...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 03:27:00 GMT

Help me out, ladies

Why the hell does it take some of you so long to pee in a public restroom?  Men don't really know the torture of standing in line inside a ladies room, waiting forever for a free stall.  I d...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 05:58:00 GMT

George Carlin

I'm not a person that puts a lot of stock in what happens on E!, but I have to say this.  We lost George Carlin today.  It is a very big loss.  It wasn't just that he entertained with h...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 00:02:00 GMT

Random facts

I am by myself right now and I am not used to being alone much.  I have a roommate and a dog, so at least one of them is around all the time.  I love the dog, but the roommate is much better...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 03:10:00 GMT

Who is not an Idol?

So we're watching Idol, right?  For this week anyway.  I meant to make a comment about the show last week, but didn't get around to it.  Don't worry--the events this week have made my t...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 18:45:00 GMT

Oscar magic--Best Original Song

If you are an awards show watcher, it was exciting that the Oscars took place.  Thank you to the powers that be for collectively pulling your heads out of your asses and giving the writers their ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 21:14:00 GMT

Super Duper Bowl

NY giants, baby.  What a game.  What a play--you know the one I'm talking about.  Eli Manning miraculously evading a sack and David Tyree catching the pass using two hands and his helme...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:38:00 GMT

John Edwards

Today is a sad day for me.  I turned on my computer and saw that John Edwards is going to drop out of the race for the Democratic Presidential nomination.  It is a real shame to lose him in ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 09:30:00 GMT

This is for DOG PEOPLE

I know that there are animal lovers out there--people who just have a love for all kinds of animals.  I'm not one of those people.  I had a hamster once that I wanted to throw like a basebal...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 14:57:00 GMT