I live for sex, chocolate and laminating machines. I am a firm believer in several things:
1) Everything happens for a reason
2) Karma is real and it hates you
3) Stripping for money makes you a straight whore
4) Sex is natural, don't deny yourself of it: just maintain STANDARDSI am 1/2 of the most seductive duo this side of the Mississippi: The Dirty Pirate Hookers, and we will steal your boyfriend, seduce entire baseball teams, drink whole bottles of vodka and even make out with each other if it'll get us what we want.Don't hate me because I'm fucking gorgeous, hate me because I fucked your boyfriend. Hahaha.........never live a day without laughing......loving......living.....life is too short
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Someone who didn't want my hot bod... oh....this line seems to stir up some controversy, so I'm just gonnna say......people who love life.....love to live life...........and aren't afraid to say what's on their mind and have a little fun
