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About Me

"If you really wanna hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth...." no, thats all a lie actually, im just geekily obsessed with Holden Caufield.
I'd rather be travelling than anything else, I'm a glorious doodler, i love to people watch (anything watch for that matter, im pretty easily entertained so i can basically stare at a wall and not get bored), i can touch my toes, i like doing laundry, music is amazing when listened to (not so much when i'm attemping to play it), "and sometimes when i talk i get this clicking sound in my jaw..." i enjoy the finer things in life such as: long walks on the beach, candelit dinners, puppies, shitty teen movies, my old school Minolta, two buck chuck ('cause it doesn't get much finer than that), laughing 'till my insides bleed, spending time with the people who make me laugh 'till my insides bleed, readin', writin', rithmetic (thats a lie. i hate math. its also a lie that "rithmatic" is a word), cheap records, cheap anything (ok, not ANYTHING. shit, you get my point) um...some other spiffy stuff is pretty neat. bunnies is cool. food is delicious. the sky is blue. i like to sleep. a lot. "and i'm a million different people from one day to the next."
I'm also James Bond...which makes complete sense...
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Music:



The Dresden Dolls, Bjork, Bright Eyes (early shit though, this new 'bright eyes' craze is pissing me off...i know, im so hardcore), Mindless Self Indulgence, Radiohead, Flogging Molly, Le Tigre, Louis Armstrong, Rufus Wainwright, Neutral Milk Hotel, Joanna Newsom, Vermillion Lies, Greenday, Incubus, Fischerspooner, Memphis Minnie, Nirvana, Modest Mouse, The Avalanches, MIA, The Dead Kennedys, Regina Spektor, Lionel Hampton, Tegan & Sara, Scarling, Portishead, The Raveonettes, Murder By Death, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Marilyn Manson, The Decemberists, The Beatles, Me First and The Gimmie Gimmies, The Shout Out Louds, Desparacedos, The Specials, The Knife, Dengue Fever, Beck, Benny Goodman, The White Stripes, Gnarles Barkley, Depeche Mode, Harry and Jeanie West, The B-52's, AFI, The Strokes, Murder City Devils, Art Tatum, The Black Heart Procession, Led Zepplin, Alkaline Trio, New Order, Cake, The Ramones, Arcade Fire, La Plebe, The Pixies, The Cure, HorrorPops, Low Flying Owls, Smashing Pumpkins, Natalie Imbruglia (shut up, that 'left of the middle' album is pretty fucking great) The Kinks, The Mars Volta, Nine Inch Nails, Skip James, Janis Joplin, Elliot Smith, Buddy Holly, The Doors, Coldplay (during their 'Parachutes' phase mostly, discarding the song "Yellow"), Elton john, Polysics, Prodigy, The Muckruckers, Cat Stevens, Sons and Daughters, Buena Vista Social Club, Doves, Alanis Morissette (again, shut up) Bob Dylan, Attack Formation, Cat Power, Duke Ellington, The Shins, Ghost Mice, The Specials, Jimmy Eat World, David Bowie, Blur, World/Inferno Friendship Society, Say Anything, Ani DiFranco, No Doubt (mostly during their "Tragic Kingdom" days), The Weakerthans, Hole, The Clash, Tricky, Spoon, Reel Big fish, Frank Sinatra, Tom Waits, Operation Cliff Clavin, Lunachicks, Weezer, David Bowie, Ella Fitzgerald, The Rolling Stones, Foo Fighters, Louis Attaque, Travis, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Bandits of The Acoustic Revolution, The Missourians, Sublime, My Ruin, 1905, The Distillers, The Buzzcocks, PJ Harvey, Billy Talent, Moby, Iggy Pop, The Cramps, Tori Amos, Air, Fetal Orchestra, Chumbawamba, (is anyone still reading?) Against Me!, Rilo Kiley, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Counting Crows, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Jack Off Jill, Lhasa, Muse, Blonde Redhead, Billie Holiday, The 2 Gallants, Gorillaz, Violent Femmes, Comet, The Smiths, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Leonard Cohen, Johnny Cash, Tom Frampton, Bob Marley (the man responsible for my name) and all of the soundtracks to my favorite movies (oh god the glorious soundtracks.) Oh! And the Spice Girls :)

Movies:


Fight Club, Amelie, Ghost World, SHAUN OF THE DEAD, Pulp Fiction, Donnie Darko, Empire Records, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Kill Bill (1&2), Sunset Boulevaurd, American History X, Harold & Maude, CHILDREN OF MEN..(oh my god amazing) Stranger than Paradise, Dead Man, Broken Flowers (Jim Jarmusch is amazing) Me and You and Everyone We Know, The Departed, A Little Princess (i cried so hard...what?), The Exorcist, 101 Dalmations (animated version, of course), Run Lola Run, The Shining, Labyrinth, An Inconvienient Truth, Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, The Life Aquatic (I adore Wes Anderson), STAR WARS (i also adore Luke Skywalker), Garden State, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Edward Scissorhands, Home Alone, The Matrix, Night of The Living Dead, Triplets of Bellville, The Hours, Tombstone (oh Val kilmer...actually, Doc Holiday's the only reason i liked that movie. shh, don't tell), Notorious, Dial "M" for Murder, Rear Window, Vertigo (and all those other Hitchcock films i can't remember the names of...), Ed Wood, Everything Is Illuminated, Moulin Rouge, Man on The Moon, Ferris Beulers Day off, The Lion King, Tank Girl, Spellbound, Office Space, Silence of the Lambs, An Everlasting Piece, The Aviator, Rebel Without A Cause, Pleasantville, The Truman Show, Neverending Story, AMERICAN BEAUTY, You've Got Mail, Sleepless In Seattle (Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks movies are glorious i don't care what you say..) Mad Max 2 (i still havn't seen the first one:) The Haunting, Lost in Translation, To Kill a Mockingbird, Girl Interrupted, Times Square, Some Like it Hot, Finding Neverland, Waynes World, Trainspotting, The Goonies, Pretty in Pink, 16 Candles, The Breakfast Club (im pretty nostalgic for 80's teen movies.)
my newest additions include: SUPERBAD! (fuck yeah!), Juno, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, Persepolis, Siko, aaannnd some others i can't remember.

Television:

is pretty gross...but oh how i get sucked into its glowing trashiness...

SATC - The post-it always sticks twice S6E07 part3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjwltjEs_CE

Books:


The Little Prince, The Catcher in the Rye, Middlesex, Sam Woods, Plainwater, Lullaby, Diary, Invisible Monsters, Diane Arbus (the biography by....shit! i forgot her name), Choke (anything by Chuck Palahniuk pretty much), Holy Cow, Siddhartha, Me Talk Pretty One Day, The Bell Jar, The Long Hard Road Out of Hell, A Raisin in the Sun, Franny & Zooey, The Pretenders, Cannary Row, Night, The Color Purple, Alice in Wonderland, Fahrenheit 451, The Long Valley, The Book of Nightmares, Flowers for Algernon, The Hitchhickers Guide to The Galaxy, To Kill A Mockingbird, Pay It Forward, The Outsiders, The Joy Luck Club, Anything by Edgar Allen Poe, The Dream Dictionary, The Phantom Tollbooth, The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy, and Sex Drugs & Cocoa Puffs. --Comics, magazines, Art/photo books, newspapers, and the occasional cereal box are also most enjoyable.....Nancy Drew also kicks a lot of ass.....and i've also actually enjoyed most of my college textbooks...(cough, cough..i'm kind of a geek.....cough)

Heroes:



My previous beliefs about the definition of "hero" were shattered after I saw this picture. Lauren, I love you.

My Blog

"There’s a goat in the kitchen..." "Actually, there’s two goats.."

the other day we traveled 2 hours from Bhubaneswar to Konark, home of the Sun Temple. oh jesus, the stories.. the short(ish) version: after much persistance (on his part) we agree to an hour tour of ...
Posted by fuck, i have a myspace on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 01:41:00 PST

Ride those camels!

so i'm leaving for India in 6 days. (and this is the part where i stop. think about what i just wrote and say "What!? What the fuck?!" outloud to myself...no really.) it only recently hit me what i wa...
Posted by fuck, i have a myspace on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 05:19:00 PST

Call me Auntie

No, his name's not Morrissey.. but IT'S A BOY!Rio Thomas Roderigues.Rio? i know. male stripper...or possibly a hispanic lounge singer..but he's ridiculously awesome so im sure his gonna make the name ...
Posted by fuck, i have a myspace on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 10:21:00 PST

Hang the DJ

"'cause the music that he constantly plays says nothing to me about my life."best quote from the Morrissey concert:Morrissey: "This is a sophisticated night.."my sister: "Yes it is! ...now take off yo...
Posted by fuck, i have a myspace on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 12:06:00 PST

Thoughts on barista life

So this Italian guy ordered a Cappuccino at my coffe shop the other day and told me it was better than the ones he gets.....in his home country. ITALY. so basically i rock harder that Italy. first Ma...
Posted by fuck, i have a myspace on Tue, 29 May 2007 12:21:00 PST

"So my dad thinks your pregnant..."

Lauren's mom's April fools joke Lauren's dad. Yeah.Silly Lauren's mom, what a little prankster... On another note, I've been stuck at home for 3 whole days now, and let me tell you, i have never been ...
Posted by fuck, i have a myspace on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 01:56:00 PST

I hate Myspace.

My car won't start.My house has no running water.My paycheck won't be here for another 4 hours. Fuck. Shit. Damn.
Posted by fuck, i have a myspace on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 12:56:00 PST

fake

I had a dream last night that my boobs were fake.They looked the same and felt the same, but they were implants. My dream self thought "Oh! THAT'S why they're so perky!"...my subconcious is an interes...
Posted by fuck, i have a myspace on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 01:49:00 PST

Finals can bite my ass

I'm procrastinating so bad right now. The book below is what I SHOULD be reading instead of writing this pointless two sentence blog.Just thought you should know. ...Shit, now it's a four sentence blo...
Posted by fuck, i have a myspace on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 02:17:00 PST

Christmas time is here, happiness and cheer

I used to beam with excitement on Christmas Eve. I would always try to fall asleep early because, as a child, there was nothing more exciting to me than Christmas morning. I would wake up before anyon...
Posted by fuck, i have a myspace on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 08:47:00 PST