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Sirena

I don't know why I bother.

About Me

I love to laugh and after watching too much Comedy Central or after listening to too much Dane Cook, I start to think that I'm funny. My true friends think that I am funny, but then again the same thing happens to them, and usually if you don't know us, you won't think that we're funny. I also really enjoy hockey and funny story, me and my roommate almost got kicked out of the Civic Center for rude/crude/lewd/obscene foul language/behavior during an Erie Otters hockey game, it was awesome.

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    California is the biggest exporter of Sirena in the world.Sirena was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes.While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Sirena.In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Sirena.If you cut Sirena in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.The Sirena-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Sirena-fights take place there every day!Four-fifths of the surface of Sirena is covered in water.If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Sirena!The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Sirena.Every day in the UK, four people die putting Sirena on!
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If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule:
Your title is: Your Royal Beauteous Grace on High
Your symbol is: the cat, because cats are fluffy and nice
You rule from: a towering, well, tower
At your side is: your sexiest bodyguards
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all: elves - with WINGS!!
Your most popular law is: Harry Potter named national hero; he's done so much!
Your least popular law is: Pinky swearing equals a binding contract
Your worst enemy is: those awful clashing tapestries in your great hall
..span style='color: #FFFFFF;'Your popularity rating is:: 84% ..tr
..span style='color: #FFFFFF;'Your chance of being overthrown is:: 72% ..tr
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My Interests

Saving the animals.
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I'd like to meet:

I don't know. People seem to love me and I don't like most people, so that presents a problem at times.

Music:

I like a lot of stuff and listen to a lot of different things.Elvis Presley, Steve Carlson, No Doubt (and Gwen Stefani), Good Charlotte, Red Hot Chili Peppers, New Kids on the Block, Aaliyah, John Mayer, Nelly, 50 Cent, Eminem, Beethoven, Salt and Peppa, Gym Class Heroes, Alkaline Trio, Guns and Roses, Bloodhound Gang, Mozart, Fall Out Boy - Just for a few examples right now...

Movies:

Dirty Dancing, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, House of Wax, The Notebook, The Neverending Story, 16 Candles, 10 Things I Hate About You, Seven Years in Tibet, Pretty Woman, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Lord of the Rings (all 3), Titantic, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Pirates of the Caribbean (1 & 2), Pearl Harbor, The Breakfast Club...other various random 80's and 90's movie and movies with my favorite actors...

Television:

Nip/Tuck, SUPERNATURAL, Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe, CSI, That 70's Show, Mythbusters, Family Guy, Futurama, the Golden Girls, The Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Monday Night Raw, Comedy Central, The Discovery Channel, TLC, Food Network, VH1, Animal Planet, Sci-Fi, The CW, Oxygen...and more than likely a bunch of other stuff I can't remember right now...

Books:

The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Listen to the Grass, The Neverending Story, The Corner of Rife and Pacific...and other books that escape me right now, but I like a lot of fiction and historical things...

Heroes:

Miss Noxeema Jackson - Everything I ever needed to know, I learned from To Wong Foo.