Music:
Member Since: 07/12/2006
Band Website: youtube.com/gdiband
Band Members: DYLAN THIEBEAU - is made of wood, actually.
COLIN ROBERTS - The Muscle
RYAN RAPP!? - The Future Leader of America and Canada at the same time
MIKE LEY - The Sexy one?
Influences: A dog, the moon, The influence, a carrot, some sand, a man, another dog, the last samurai, a fortune cookie, a shoe, the snow, water, $20, not an onion, chips, PEPSI, quik snak, gangrene, infinity, Juventurd Westcrab 4u, Indian Giver, Mephibosheth, Skirt w/Man, The Empire State, Building, Bobo, Uncle George, Bob Boberts, Dave Davidson, Zucchini Tears, Robocop, the Bunson Burner, Crank Dat Colin Roberts, M.C. Shoot-you-in-the-face and Dr. Krewl, Cheeseburger Persimmon, Helicopters, Tadpoles, Fans(the kind that blow air around), a cabinet full of rabid seagulls, a burp, a sandwhich, chips, green tea, a paper fish, an iron marshmallow, a nuclear bomb, and a finch.
Sounds Like: alright, basically, what this sounds like is...well its to awesome to be explained but ill try its like listening to a vacuum cleaner trying to suck up a heap of barbed wire underwater , inside a tin can with an allergy problem on a sunday when there is nothing going on and there are a bunch of old people shopping and annoying the crap out of mike at the Dollar Tree, and Colin is crashlanding a helicopter on Dylan while Ryan watches in a completely calm and collected manner.
We have worked hard to achieve the sound we get today with a daily, and strenuous routine. It starts in the morning, when we wake up and brush our teeth by chewing on sea urchins coated with baking soda, then chasing it down with a gallon of chlorine. Then , we walk to the kitchen to get some breakfast, but instead take a detour and swan-dive down a flight of steps that goes 30 stories deep straight into a garbage truck that is on its route and scheduled to arrive at the center of the shuttle launch pad in Cape Canaveral at 7:30pm (every day) while the largest rocket in history just so happens to be taking off (every day) except it is launched upside down straight into our garbage truck so that we just explode but the blast hurls the garbage truck into the Bermuda Triangle at a blistering 90,000 miles per second, which is half the speed of light, making us only half visible to the naked eye, then we are lost for eternity in the 3rd dimension because thats what happens when youre in the bermuda triangle. THEN we get on our cellphones and call the coast gaurd, but instead of coming to our rescue they find us stranded at sea, then proceed to do donuts and burn out on our faces with their speedboats, then they tazer us with a tazer that is 20,000 times as powerful as lightning meaning that its like 140 times the temperature of the surface of the sun, which im pretty sure would make it perform at a mildly impressive 2 billion degrees or something. Then they put us in a trash compactor with a 40 megaton bomb that detonates when put under any kind of pressure. Anyway, the procedure is really hard, weve been doing this for a while now and we dont recommend it because alot of it hurts really really bad.
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IM ADDICTED TO CARBURATOR FLUIDSome also say we sound like satan being strangled to death in the middle of an industrial grade wood chipper 2 miles beneath the earths crust.
Record Label: Unsigned