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Glad I'm not home in Maine!

I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die

About Me

I'm Zack...I live in DE... I work for a company called Heartland doing outside sales. I actually like it a lot. Besides that I just like to hang out with my friends and knock a few back. Me and Jeff are also bringing back Shwack Boarding Technologies. For those of you who don't know, it is our Delaware exclusive Surf brand clothing, and longboard line. Check out Shwack's page!! I am desperatly awaiting summer or another trip to the keys (very very soon :D) Want to know anything else, just IM me- JstTryn2GetMaDSd MySpace Layouts MySpace Layouts I made this layout with help from pYzam , Look at these other Layouts!

My Interests

Food, Partying, Friends, Comedy, Movies, Cooking, Beach, Sleep, Woodworking

I'd like to meet:

Hugh Hefner, Captian Morgan, Julian McMahon and Dylan Walsh (Actors from Nip/Tuck), the entire cast of superbad!

Music:

Rock, Classic Rock, Country

Movies:

SUPERBAD, Knocked Up, BeerFest Family Guy Movie, 40 year old Virgin, Super Troopers, Anchorman, Old School, Wedding Crashers, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Zoolander, Dodgeball, Dude Wheres my car,Van Wilder, American Pies, Joe Dirt, Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle, South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut, Talledega Nights-For those of you quote haters of me and Jeff quoting movies all the time...here is the list...Watch all of these movies five times each and we will be the funniest motherfuckers in the world to you haha...i might have left out a few but start there..you know who you are :-)

Television:

Nip/Tuck is the best show on television! Rescue Me, South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons, Reno 911 and, Chappelle Show...Rick James-See I never did things just to do them, come on I mean what am I gonna do, just all of a sudden just jump up and grind my feet in somebody's couch, like its something to do come on I got a lil more sence than that......(pause)yeah I remember grinding my feet in eddy's couchfuck yo couch nigga...fuck yo couch....they shoulda never gave u niggas money!!!COCAINE'S A HELL OF A DRUG!!!-Charlie Murphys (darkess's) True Hollywood Story-

Books:

Anything by Brian Tracy, Investment Books, Sales Techniques, ect.

Heroes:

My dad is awesome (what other dad will buy his son kegs for parties and be cool about it) and Poppop (who can throw down harder than anyone I know and can pong pretty well)...oh yea and i think they would agree about hugh hefner and captian morgan (haha)