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I was just thinking about the life of a pumpkin. Grow up in the sun, happily entwined with others, and then someone comes along, cuts you open, and rips your guts out.

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RIP Padfoot

Not a day goes by when we don't think of you, old friend.
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 08:55:00 GMT

ants have taken over my bathroom.

i think it is impossible for any semi-healthy human being to sleep as much as i have in the past three days. at least i will be well rested for my three billion hour shift tomorrow. except not really,...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 21:56:00 GMT

why is it that...

every time i look over at gizmo, she opens her eyes and stares at me. it is the strangest phenomenon. i swear, she will have her eyes closed, seemingly fast asleep, but as soon as i turn my head to ga...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 02:24:00 GMT

chauncey chesterfoot wants you to join the u.s. army

I actually wrote out a fairly long entry, but after reading over it, I decided this is the only sentence worth keeping: I was too busy playing with Barbies and peeing outside for thrills back then. Ev...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 01:37:00 GMT

ducks in a row

i can't sleep, so i have been up trying to get my crazy, metaphorical ducks in a row. really, though, it just frustrates me and makes me wonder why i didn't start doing this weeks ago. how typical-- i...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 09:30:00 GMT

Hi, my name is Julia, and I hate people.

I really, really hate them, and I have an unhealthy amount of suppressed rage stored up inside me from being forced to be polite to these assholes all night while I am at work. I just wanted...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 00:26:00 GMT

gratuitous self-analysis

Sometimes I really think the only manner in which I know how to approach life is to be perpetually unsatisfied with it. I don't know how to function without a little melodramatic inner ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 01:35:00 GMT

if a flame's what it takes to remember my name

I want to write again. That is all.
Posted by on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 08:06:00 GMT

hi, i'm pathetic, what's your name?

I opened the fire doorto four lips--none of which were mine--kissingtightened my belt around my hipswhere your hands were missingand stepped out into the coldcollar high under the slate grey skythe ai...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 02:59:00 GMT

sexual healing

fo shizzle, i need some sexual healing. that is all.
Posted by on Thu, 04 May 2006 02:44:00 GMT