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tori

Long live the weeds and the wilderness yet

About Me

i harbor an intense hatred/fear of pimento cheese, caramel popcorn, and gloria estefan

My Interests

slo-jamz;

I'd like to meet:

mall walkers, "changelings"

Music:

slow-jamz

Movies:

too many to mention, i suppose.

Television:

the state LOOOOOOOOST pete and pete salute your shorts sanford and son roseanne arrested development home movies dr.katz buffy+ "Garth Marenghi's Dark Place"

Books:

lots of those+++

Heroes:

mr. pants, the world's only werewolf cat and this lovely lady

My Blog

lord help me...

...because all i seem to find time for these days involve things like remembering and looking up facts about the Burger King Kids Club Gang.It all started tonight at work when i referred to someone as...
Posted by tori on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 09:32:00 PST

what’s new with stuff?

things i've been doing/thinking about lately:1) broken lips and busted hips--make up for Jamie's up-coming film Adios, Mr. Falcon. Rusty, Pat, and Jack were all great sports with, you know, me pu...
Posted by tori on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:57:00 PST

two-thousand great!

new years eve dinner party gang (bang)dino holding mr pants, the chud.gay.gorilla bridgebest roller coaster ever.the photoshop wars start here.natasha and i try to remain cool and calm whilst jamie an...
Posted by tori on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 10:13:00 PST

hollah-daze

day after christmas with tim & hardisoni used to live with this guyHP and the Tobo-Copwhig-gers.former dance rivalsdr. evan & caitlinpicture taken by creepy drunk bar guy (of me and shige) tro...
Posted by tori on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 11:05:00 PST

my new favorite video

i can't tell if snoop is trying to rip off or make fun of those guys that did that "buy you a drank" song, but whatev...it's pretty effin' hilarious. reminds me of Gil Mantera's Party Dream-...
Posted by tori on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 08:05:00 PST

Kaley

it's been one year today since the death of my cousin Kaley. i'm not really good at expressing things through writing, but i just want to pass on this advice: don't take your friends and family for gr...
Posted by tori on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 10:41:00 PST

old slutty women + crying

"is that old slutty woman crying because she doesn't look old and slutty anymore??"---dino (tonight on Project Runway night)i haven't been super impressed by the new Project Runwaycast, yet. It's sad,...
Posted by tori on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 08:29:00 PST

We don’t need no moon cheese baby!

Alderman: [in a town hall meeting about the apocalypse] We've also installed space helmets in the ceiling above you, that will drop in the event of Armaggedon, or a sudden apocalypse, to ensure your s...
Posted by tori on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 07:35:00 PST

tim allen is a christmas-phile

seriously, how many Christmas movies does Tim Allen have to be in???maybe the snow just reminds him of his years in the seventies??love that powder, dude....
Posted by tori on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 07:02:00 PST

"chapter 18: Halloween....YEEESSS!!!!"

the groucho "brothers"at one point in the night, kristin's horn went off unexpectedly and i accused her of carrying around a rape horn.lindsey as a hot Tammy Faye, sans running eyeliner. I tried to ma...
Posted by tori on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 11:13:00 PST