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Señor Cactus©

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Señor Cactus© cannot talk or type on the computer, so I translate for him. I am Mistah Shit . We live in da Lambda Sigma Rho frat house . Cactus and I are good friends. We get high all da time! I'm high right now! But seriously, if you gots a problem, den Cactus can give you advice! Cactus is unbiased. What does he care? He a plant, mon'!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Cactus say, he would like to meet hot caryophyllale for some pollenating fun. His pollen is BIG! Like a Black Dahlia, baby!

My Blog

Advice from Sr. Cactus

Broken in Hoboken:Dear Señor Cactus:The guy I was with for a year broke up with me and I'm not dealing with it well.  We had plans to get married and have kids, but then after moving in together ...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 22:29:00 GMT

Smokin Only Water

Smokin' Only WaterDear Señor Cactus:I think my roommate may have stolen my weed, but I can't remember if I had any left.  All I know is that when I went to smoke, the bong was empty.  How sh...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 05:17:00 GMT

New Advice from Sr. Cactus!

Distance in Denver: Señor Cactus: I'm in a long distance relationship.  It's becoming really hard.  How can I maintain it without losing him?  Lori, 27, Denver, CO Dear M...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 13:12:00 GMT

New Message board

Hey mon'.Sr. Cactus has a new message board he want ya all ta visit.  It's at:http://tonyd.freeforums.org/index.php?c=4Post yer questions there mon'!-Mistah Shit
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 01:31:00 GMT

MySpace Netiquette in Narbareth, PA

Dear Sr. Cactus:I met this girl on myspace.  At first she was cool and all, but I'm tired of her and she won't stop writing.  Then she got mad and now she posts stupid comments, sends me hat...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 19:17:00 GMT

Screwed by da Super

Dear Señor Cactus: I'm leaving my apartment, but my landlord refuses to give me any of my deposit back.  Not only that, but I spent money fixing stuff!  He implied that if I did, there would...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 14:13:00 GMT

New Señor Cactus Post!

And now it's time for that prickly purveyor of wisdom... The king of the Caryophyllales-Cactaceae... Ladies and gentlemon', the great Señor Cactus!
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 00:24:00 GMT

Needs to Bag a Broad

Dearest Senor Cactus. i have a problem. i have been with my girlfriend for almost a year. we broke up a few days before new years and now she likes my friend. at the same time she likes me and wants t...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 23:32:00 GMT