"I used to be a Catholic. I left because I object to conversion by concussion. If you don't agree with what they teach, you get clobbered over the head until you do. All that does is change the shape of the head."
- Alan Alda
"Those with great love in their hearts respond to the realization that little else matters."
Listening is being able to be changed by the other person.
"Jocks only think about sports, nerds only think about sex."
"Most people prefer to believe that their leaders are just and fair, even in the face of evidence to the contrary, because once a citizen acknowledges that the government under which he lives is lying and corrupt, the citizen has to choose what he or she will do about it. To take action in the face of corrupt government entails risks of harm to life and loved ones. To choose to do nothing is to surrender one's self-image of standing for principles. Most people do not have the courage to face that choice. Hence, most propaganda is not designed to fool the critical thinker but only to give moral cowards an excuse not to think at all."
- Michael Rivera
"Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"
"Did you like the cookies?"
"Yes. Thank you for forcing me to eat them."
If a person can't accept you at your worst - why in hell do they DESERVE you when you're at your best?!?
Speak your mind - speak it openly, speak it honestly, speak it directly... or shut the fuck up!
You'll be out at a bar with your buddies right, and a girl walks by, and mannnnn she looks good. Not good in that classical way. I'm talking good like she got half her ass hanging out the bottom of her skirt - her titties are all mashed together and poppin out the top of her turtle neck sweater.
And your with your buddies right, you got a couple drinks in ya, and you might wanna talk to her, and it might not come out right, you dont know what your sayin 'DAMN LOOK AT THEM TITTIES!'
The girl gets mad at you and says 'OH! WAIT A MINUTE! Just because i'm dressed this way, does NOT make me a whore!'
Which is true, gentlemen its true, just because they dress a certin way does not make them a certin way, dont ever forget it, but ladies you must understand that is fucking confusing. It just is.
Now that would be like me - Dave Chappelle, walkin the streets in a cop uniform. Someone might run up on me - 'AHHH Thank god, officer - help us! They're over here! Help us!!'
'OHH. Just because i'm dressed this way, does not make me a police officer!'
You understand what i'm sayin - Alright lady fine. Fine. You are not a whore.
But you are wearing a whores uniform
"1500 years ago everyone KNEW the Earth was the center of the universe. 500 years ago everyone KNEW the world was flat, and 15 minutes ago you knew humans were the only intellegent species...
Imagine what you'll know tomorrow."
"... and a very nice man. It's an aweful phrase really to say that someone is 'nice', but when I say 'nice' I mean he's a very decent person."
"Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
Even if you win, you're still retarded
"Support of the troops does not depend upon nor require support of the President
"Why of course the people don't want war. Why should some poor slob on a farm want to risk his life in a war when the best he can get out of it is to come back to his farm in one piece? Naturally the common people don't want war: neither in Russia, nor in England, nor for that matter in Germany. That is understood. But, after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country."
- Hermann Goering, Luftwaffe Commander and a leading member of the Nazi Party
