I'm a simple dog. I like to bark when people come up to my door. I chase balls. I lick my balls. I like to run around in the back yard. I like being under blankets. Don't know why.
I have my faults too. When I get excited, I tend to pee a little bit. That's why dad makes me greet people on the porch. If you don't take me out on a regular basis, I'll let one fly inside. Sorry. Doc said I only have one kidney, so, cut me some slack.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Poodles, other dachshunds, ankles, people with treats, a wife for my dad.
