i am not a potato...but sometimes i feel like one...
So, howdy and hello, and this is my myspace space. Wil is made up of the following attributes:
• Likes ice cream
• Loves chocolate
• Has blue/green eyes that change colour depending on mood
• Plays several different instruments and wants to be a rock god, but will likely end up becoming a music teacher
• Enjoys most sporty things
• Wears Threadless t-shirts
• Has a gorgeous wife called Jenny
• Lives in a house
• Has a dog called Shadow
• Goes to a Baptist Church and helps out with band and Youthgroup (not the band Youthgroup...erm...)
• Is often sleepy
• Likes fish fingers
• Has some really ace friends
• Laughs at Chuck Norris facts
Random thoughts: If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that would really make you mad? Treasure chests with no handles. How the hell are you supposed to carry it!? | There's an adage that says it's better to be a live jackal than a dead lion, but it still comes as a surprise that those are your only choices | It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the Queen, because what if she tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits her in the face or something? | You will be sued for slander, sexual harassment, inciting to riot, and a half-dozen other crimes when you decide to let your dancing speak for you | If you notice your fate is a little off this week, it's because Sagittarius is covering Taurus' shifts through the weekend while he visits his cousin. Hope that's cool... | I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large prawn. That way you could ride him, then when you camped at night, you could eat him. How about it, science?
