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IDK my BFF Kels??

About Me

I love a Starbucks coffee in one hand, a Victoria's Secret shopping bag on that same arm, my cell phone text messaging in the other hand and laughing way too hard at some lame joke I read on a popsicle stick. I stick out my tongue at every little kid and their moms never catch me. I can't tell you how many times I've put the gas pump in my car and wondered why it wasn't working just to realize I haven't paid for my gas yet. If my friends and I have nothing to do on a Saturday night we waste our money on 20 scratchers and get excited if we win one more ticket. I'm a server and I make too much money doing it. Don't tell me that me and my sister look like twins, we both don't see it and you weren't the first one to discover our resemblance. I can snowboard in a tank top but get the chills in the frozen food section at the grocery store. I wouldn't trade places with anyone for anything (except a brand new convertible TURBO VW beetle, preferably black on black!!!) And for Gods sake if there's eyeliner or mascara running down my face that I don't know about, TELL ME. You won't hurt my feelings.

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I have enough friends, acquaintances, coworkers, and peers and I definitely have someone that I belong to without belonging to them, they understand what I mean.