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Caleb

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Well there's work, culinary school and my little band. A Russian lady told me that my bacon-wrapped jalapeno shrimp were art. I admire people's flaws. I prefer songwriters not D.J.s, Deftones not Nickelback, Ryan Adams not Daughtry, George Jones not Rascal Flats. So on and so on. Happiness is all about combinations. Making the little things line up. I like cute girls who accessorize well. Not sure what that means but hey. I try to keep my friends laughing, some like my impression of Christopher Walken rapping. Bustin' a rhyme.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Nicole Parker(madtv), Parker Posey, the girl from the progressive insurance commercials.-------- ---------------------------------

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My Blog

A day of strange strange coincedences

All day today, it's really blowing my mind but the topper is this song by Mo Bandy(also Buster's Dad was born on the same day as me (friday april 13th, but in 1921 or something) It's been an amazingly...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Oct 2009 20:52:00 GMT

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Posted by on Sun, 23 Aug 2009 18:06:00 GMT

If I Should Fall from Grace with God

If I should fall from grace with godWhere no doctor can relieve meIf Im buried neath the sodBut the angels wont receive meLet me go, boysLet me go, boysLet me go down in the mudWhere the...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Aug 2009 12:14:00 GMT

Joshua Radin - Just One of Those Days

.................... Wait right here Was all she said to me And so right here I stay Time has reached our home And I've been left alone It's carried her away And everyone ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jun 2009 17:00:00 GMT

2 reasons why I now like Neil Diamond

Love you so much, cant count all the ways Id die for you girl, and all they can say is Hes not your kind They never get tired of puttin me down And I never know when I come...
Posted by on Fri, 22 May 2009 00:44:00 GMT

Why I hate finicky eaters

If someone offers you a pasta dish with shrimp, lemon, butter, mushrooms, shallots and red bell pepper and you think it sounds bad, well i think you should be shot in the face point blank with a 12 ga...
Posted by on Thu, 21 May 2009 19:57:00 GMT

Great verse from "Graceland"

She comes back to tell me shes gone As if I didnt know that As if I didnt know my own bed  As if Id never noticed The way she brushed her hair from her forehead And she said losing love Is l...
Posted by on Thu, 21 May 2009 13:39:00 GMT

Cold, Cold Ground

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Posted by on Sun, 15 Feb 2009 12:05:00 GMT

Brilliant Mistake

He thought he was the king of americaWhere they pour coca cola just like vintage wineNow I try hard not to become hystericalBut Im not sure if I am laughing or cryingI wish that I could push a buttonA...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 14:35:00 GMT

Why I love Leonard Cohen

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Posted by on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 21:01:00 GMT