Chelocean [Kylie's Lewzer]

I'd like to meet:

Attractive student architect Chelsea Lewis giggles demurely and self-consciously flicks her choppy red hair, a smile breaking across her features. "I'm asenior at Archbishop Chapelle High School," she tells us, a hand resting casually on her trusty camera. "Also, I have big boobs and a nice ass" she informsus, patting each feature in turn.

With her feisty grin and winner's ambition, Lewis looks set to achieve every goal she sets herself, as well as some she doesn't. "I'd like to be successfulat what I do and be happy," she begins, before adding "but I also want to be a well known architect who gets shitloads of money!". With a coquettish laughand a shake of those prizewinning breasts, she fills the room with infectious laughter.

But it's not just the individuals located within range of her constantly-expanding aura who are captivated by Chelsea's persona. Friends describe her as"Awesome. Just pure awesome. [She's] fun to talk to, fun to hang out with and ... awesome." While reports that she has "a thing for trying to drown skinnyboys who don't know how to swim by pushing them off bridges" go unfounded, it seems clear that Chelsea Anne Lewis is a woman who is going places. Sexily.

Dr. Matt R. Andrews, Esq. (BA, MA, PhD.)