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About Me

I'm from Fresno, but I've lived in Merced almost my entire life...ummm, I go to Merced College with the best that this town has to offer. I play guitar, but not very well. I have a small assortment of friends, but usually I'm by myself. It's not that I want to be hanging out by myself, but I don't want to get all weird and clingy, you know what I mean? I have 3 sisters and 1 brother. Your first thoughts usually go in this order when you think of my siblings: "His first sister scares the fuck out of me! His second sister is hella loaded! Did you see that ring!? His third sister is hella nice and funny! His brother...why the fuck isn't his brother a comedian!?" My siblings are all cooler than me. I can admit that. But, whatever. It doesn't phase me. I want to be famous, but not for the money. It's more for those really neat little gift bags that they give out at awards shows. A $500 gift card the Outback sounds delightful, don't you think? I just want to go out with a bang, dig?My aim is nolovelost03...

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My Interests

Writing, people....oh, and guitar. Lots of it.

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet loads of people. I don't care if they have worse attitudes than I do. That probably makes them funny. I'm actually in the search for my double, because we all know that God loses a bit of originality after awhile, but there are no complaints on my side. So, um, that's about it.

Music:

Ballsy stuff, and not that kind of music where you have these weenies trying to act tough just because they can conjure up spirits of the dead and zombie lesbians. Kidding. I'll listen to a little Marvin Gaye to lighten the mood, then a bit of Danzig once it comes time to sacrifice kittens. After that, a smidgen of The Clash, then some Joy Division, or New Order if I feel like listening to bad singing and dancing. A sprinkle of The Gits(R.I.P. Ms. Zapata), then some of the sultry sounds of FUGAZI, and after that a dab or two of Wintergreen, with a splash of Killing Joke(R.I.P. Raven) for emphasis. The list goes on...but, no matter what...and I don't care if the devil is about to take my soul...I gotta have my Morrissey. And no, contrary to popular belief, I am not gay.

Movies:

Too many to name, but anything with zombies(except for the Resident Evil movies, which sucked more ass than any crap coming out of some arty-ass film school) is fine by me.

Television:

Anything that has to do with smiles.

Books:

Living Up the Street by Gary Soto.

Heroes:

Geordie Walker.

My Blog

A flurry.

OH, how you know what goes through my mind.I'm an open book.Take a look,And see my qualms spilled with dabs of ink.These qualities are losing their punch,And its all become so dull.Obvious, isn't it?Y...
Posted by Mike G. on Thu, 22 May 2008 12:35:00 PST

Good God, you are all full of yourselves...smile.

That is both mildly depressing, AND mildly respective. Either way, you people are horrible. Really. Alright, so I may be jealous of the fact that you all seem to have such interesti...
Posted by Mike G. on Tue, 20 May 2008 10:50:00 PST

Tasteless? Very.

I'm trying my hardest to not be hypocritical and to be original. I don't find it difficult. I just let my mind wander to negativity at very quick intervals. "Oh, a kitten...that probably has wor...
Posted by Mike G. on Mon, 19 May 2008 11:26:00 PST

Alright...

So I just heard that gay marriage is now legal in California. Most everyone I know: "Yay!!!!" About three others and myself: "Damn..."It's not that I oppose homosex...
Posted by Mike G. on Thu, 15 May 2008 03:56:00 PST

So...

I've come to the conclusion that you're all full of shit, literally and metaphorically and that Jesus Christ was the first breakdancer in human history. Why? Because none of it can be disproven. We al...
Posted by Mike G. on Thu, 15 May 2008 11:50:00 PST

Hmm...uh...well, no...this wont do...

Golly gee...we really are a work of art, aren't we? I mean, there really are some beautiful people out there. I like the whole thought that "everyone is beautiful," but really, where will that get any...
Posted by Mike G. on Wed, 14 May 2008 11:40:00 PST

And now...

I'm back to square one, but I'm not the only one!You've put your dreams on hold, too.So when you open your mouth, just shut it again.Your view is so damn mature, isn't it?If anyone needs a little more...
Posted by Mike G. on Mon, 12 May 2008 03:59:00 PST

Heres to you.

I may smile to myself, but the feeling is only petty.I wish I was better than I set myself up to be,But in the end, I'll make due.I just won't be surprised to find the world dead on my front porch.I'l...
Posted by Mike G. on Mon, 12 May 2008 10:29:00 PST

Pitter patter, pitter patter...

I think every little kid reminds me of Chucky the doll when they run...*shudder*...I went to dinner with my sister and niece. This little Asian baby grabbed on my arm, looked up at ...
Posted by Mike G. on Sun, 11 May 2008 01:10:00 PST

Welcome to two-thousand and hate...if only I was that witty.

Take the train to old town whereverAnd we could live in the past,Where what's tacky is fashionable,And crass is only for the upper-class.Slept off the drinks.Vomit in the sink.I don't remember much,Bu...
Posted by Mike G. on Fri, 09 May 2008 10:51:00 PST