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Member Since: 12/6/2006
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Band Members: kermunklin and scott
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Sounds Like: Fun Facts About Mr. TEvery time Mr. T pities the fool, a pornstar regains her virginity. Then proceeds to lose it to Mr. T.Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it. 390Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.The last time Mr. T went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.Originally the A-Team was named T-Team and consisted of Mr. T and six of his genetically engineered clones driving around in a van made of pure gold. Producers changed the format after every criminal known to man was killed in the pilot episode.When Dr. Bruce Banner gets angry, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets angry, he turns into Mr. T.Mr. T invented Asian people, because he thinks they're cute and don't take up much room.Mr. T can count past infinitySmall animals find Mr. T irresistable and can be found playing in his mohawk. Mr. T tolerates them because "they don't give me no lip."When Mr. T puts on his dancing shoes, you better f-ing run.Mr. T's GMC van does not travel on solid surfaces, but instead mathematical planes. In other words, it can go wherever the hell Mr. T wants.Remember, only you can prevent forest fires. But also remember that you can't do shit, because Mr. T is the one who starts them, and no one can stop that crazy fool.The vegetarian group PETA one time tried to establish the catchprase "We PETA the fool who eats animals." Upon learning of this blatant theft of his catch phrase, Mr. T founded McDonalds.Mr. T once got into a fight with a ninja. He killed the ninja, but only after the ninja had cut off two of his fingers. Those fingers grew up to be Gary Coleman and Webster.Mr T defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you're still alive, it's because Mr T loves you.If you were ever foolish enough to get into a fight with Mr. T, there would only be two hits: Mr. T hitting you, and you hitting the surface of the Sun.When Mr. T has nightmares, people around him start dying for no reason.Mr. T knows the muffin man; he had sex his wife.Mr. T holds the copyright on the letter "T." Every time the letter appears in print, Mr. T receives a check in the mail for $13.50Mr. T was once clocked at 100 fps. That's 100 fools pitied a second.World champion eater Takeru Kobayashi once ate 53.5 hot dogs in 12 minutes. Allotted the same time, Mr. T ate Kobayashi.There is a 11th commandment, edited out of the Bible, that says "None of the above applies to Mr. T."Mr. T was actually named after his very rare blood type that proves he is genetically capable of ripping a man's arms out of his sockets. T-positive.Mr. T was the first man on the moon, and claimed it by carving a gigantic "T" stretching from horizon to horizon. In his wisdom, he carved it on the dark side, as a warning to any aliens who might even think of attacking.When Mr. T does his laundry, Snuggles the fabric softening bear jumps off the label on the bottle and hides in fear of being pitied. 180Mr T. appeared on Wheel of Fortune. He asked for a "T" and Pat Sajak replied, "Sorry Mr. T, there are no T's". Mr. T replied I pity you Pat Sajak, and proceeded rip off Pat's head, extend his arms to make him in the shape of a "T" and place him on the board. He then punched Vanna in the face and dragged her off stage by her hair. Vanna is believed to be tied in gold chains in Mr. T's basement to this day.Mr. T's autobiography, "So Many Fools, Not Enough Pity," was awarded the Pulitzer Prize for its heartwarming and inspiring tales of Mr. T overcoming his fear of flying, and his battle with gold-addiction--as well the sweet tutorial on how to install machine-gun turrets on top of a GMC van using a welding torch, a 55-gallon drum, chicken wire, and skim milk.Mr. T invented the X-Ray, the G-String, the R-Rating and Jay-Z after a late-night drunken bender caused him to momentarily forget which letter he was.Mr. T once had so many fools to pitty that he didn't know what to do with them all. So he created Chuck Norris, from one of his ribs and a pound of gold, to roundhouse kick the surplus of fools in the face
Record Label: Orange Ceramic Soundesign
Type of Label: Indie