How to Make a Woman happy |
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:1. a friend2. a companion3. a lover4. a brother5. a father6. a master7. a chef8. an electrician9. a carpenter10. a plumber11. a mechan...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 01:03:00 GMT |
9 Words women use |
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five mi...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 00:19:00 GMT |
What you cannot say while drunk |
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:1. Innovative2. Preliminary3. Proliferation4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:1. Specificity2. Anti-constitutionalistically3. Pass...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 17:45:00 GMT |
The "N Word" has lost meaning |
So i come home the other night after work and as i am walking into my place a white guy in his early 20's gets out of his car and confronts another white guy in his early 20's and he starts yelli...
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 16:41:00 GMT |
Black/White |
I remember when this was posted in Dear Abby...a LONG time ago!!!
When I was born, I was BLACK ,When I grew up, I was BLACK ,When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK,When I got cold, I was BLACK...
Posted by on Sat, 10 May 2008 17:09:00 GMT |
Bad Week |
It seems that just when you feel your best that's when you should be worried. Things in the past few days have gone a little astray. I went out saturday and had a good time only to wake up...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 20:30:00 GMT |
Grey Hairs |
A few days ago i decided to grow my beard out for my Halloween costume and while things were going well with the upkeep and trimming I noticed something that did not exactly brighten up my day, I...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 21:10:00 GMT |
KEEP ON KEEPIN ON |
The harder the thing is to do
The greater the joy when it's done,
The farther the goal is from you
The sweeter the thrill when it's won.
The deeper the problem, the more
Is the joy when you've ...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 17:44:00 GMT |
Back from vacation |
Well, I just got back from being with my family in Orlando Florida from a much needed vacation and two things stick out in my mind...one, that Disney World is the most expensive place on ear...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 13:58:00 GMT |
"The Wiz" is Better than "The Wizard of Oz" |
I just had to say that.
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 18:02:00 GMT |
