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θ House θ

It's not Lupus.

About Me

Hey look, I have a Myspace now. Does that mean I am cool like you young and hip teenagers? Maybe now I can start having sex on a daily basis, too. While I'm at it, I think I'll contract a whole bunch of STD's and then have to go the hosptial in order just to make my life a LIVING PAIN!What's that? Yes, I am the infamous Doctor Gregory House that I'm sure you have all read articles on in your newspaper's about being sued in one form or another. Then I bet you go to your bingo club and gossip about how this community would allow such a doctor to practice! Well I bet what they don't publish is how much my keen and penetrating mind saves so many lives.The only reason why I signed up for this stupid internet fad is for the free porn. No, wait! I mean...well, I have my reasons. Like...say if a horny teenager comes in to the clinic and starts to die...well I can easily look up his myspace and see everyone he has slept with in order to get the information I need...so don't bother trying to be my friend.-House-

My Interests

Video games, guitars, playing the piano, reading, kicking your ass

I'd like to meet:

The guy that will get Tritter off my ass...oh wait, that's me because I am so awesome.

Music:

New age, classical, rock, mostly the sweet sounds of your cries.

Movies:

Sexual Harrassment in the Work Place Instructional Video

Television:

Grey's Anatomy, The L Word, ER, The OC, Prison Break, Heroes, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, General Hospital

Books:

Lesbian Prison Stories, Erotic Tales From the South, Good Omens, Everybody Poops

My Blog

Dance Club.

Hey Wilson....Tonight bro, I gotta dance! Screw chicks tonight, I gotta dance!
Posted by ¸ House ¸ on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 02:57:00 PST

My Date With Nurse Landa...

Well I was a little...just a little, intoxicated.  
Posted by ¸ House ¸ on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:28:00 PST

Doctor James Wilson.

Well this is a warning to any of you Myspace kids. I would advise you not to go see Doctor James Wilson if you have the choice. I have great reason to suspect that he's a bit of the man-whore. It has ...
Posted by ¸ House ¸ on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 12:23:00 PST

[Role Play]

((OOC: Alright, so obviously this profile is for rp. ANYONE is free to join in any role play through comments that's going on. I also do Yahoo! RP more than Myspace...I have a House sn there...if you ...
Posted by ¸ House ¸ on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 11:17:00 PST