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About Me

These fumes are too clean to asphyxiate. Burn, burn it all away. Like oil and water we can never relate. I am dreaming, I'm screaming, but making no sound. I'm the nightmare from upstairs and I'm coming down. The smell of gas is spreading, yet all I can do is keep on smoking with you. On or off. On or off. Somehow I always turn it off, but I'd rather live a lie that's always on. A man-made force in our world combines the evil and the good. Religion is what we call it, but it isn't understood. The secret I'm about to tell you is going to drain your face of color. I'm having symptoms of an unwanted emotion. When hearts are bleeding for lust, emotions get benumbed. Dig me up and I'll tell you my tale of a Caucasian, suburban female. Real suicide notes aren't as romantic and melancholy as fake ones. Throw away your dreams and individuality. Become a statistic. Assimilate, rinse, and repeat.
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My Interests

Music, Art, Pirates . . . . ..

I'd like to meet:

Micheal Moore and George Bush...at the same time. Alkaline Trio. Dwight Schrute and Jim Halpert...maybe at the same time. [;

Music:

Misfits, Heavens, It Dies Today, As I Lay Dying, Dream Evil, Shiny Toy Guns, Imperative Reaction, Wumpscut, Alkaline Trio, Calabrese, Lucky Boys Confusion, VNV Nation, Velvet Acid Christ, Roxette, AFI, Panic! At The Disco, Apoptygma Berzerk, Birthday Massacre, The Ramones, Asia, Europe, Danny Elfman, Storytold, Tsunami Bomb, Flogging Molly, Enya, Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies, Bayside, Atreyu, I Am Ghost, On Broken Wings, Black My Heart, Razed In Black, Flyleaf, Dead Poetic, Funker Vogt, Remembering Never, 30 Seconds To Mars, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Amber Pacific, Cindy Lauper, Depeche Mode, When In Rome, God Forbid, Scars of Tomorrow, Lamb of God, Mono, Hanzel Und Gretyl, Rise Against, New Order, The Distillers, The Pogues, Wolfsheim, KFMDM, The Muse, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Dropkick Murphys, tons more.

Movies:

Pirates of the Carribean, Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Spirited Away, Harry Potter, Napoleon Dynamite, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, American History X, The Davinci Code

Television:

The Office, Family Guy, America's Next Top Model, House, C.S.I, Law & Order, SpongeBob, Ed Edd n' Eddy..

Books:

House, Series of Unfortunate Events, The Last Cato, Angels and Demons, The Davinci Code, Dude Where's My Country, It's Still the Economy Stupid, Bag of Bones

Heroes:

I don't have any. I don't like to look up to anyone since, of course, I am the best.

My Blog

A little slow on the resolution's.

Before I speak to you about my new years resolutions for '07', let's go over some past resolutions and their current status. '99 quit biting fingernails.Outcome? Done. On it. Haven't chewed them sin...
Posted by Tiffany on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 09:53:00 PST

How long have we been striving for greatness?

Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They got your back after your ho rips your heart out, for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho, and you told her ...
Posted by Tiffany on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 10:42:00 PST

Salesmen...and women of Eastern Pennsylvania...

"Knowledge is power." - Frances Bacon"Information is power." - Dwight Schrute"Power is power." - Dwight SchruteWhen I was a little boy (age 11), my Uncle Grit, tookme out back to the stand...
Posted by Tiffany on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 03:08:00 PST

Blood alone moves the wheels of history.

Sometimes people need to learn to work together and cooperate. This is called sharing. They teach it to kids. We learned it while growing up on Schrute Farm. Grampa Schrute used to say "Learn to share...
Posted by Tiffany on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 11:07:00 PST