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Your Passion is Orange
Your sex life is driven by your wild fantasies.
For you, sex is a dramatic performance where you are the star.
And you love putting on a wild act for your lover, trying to top last night's show.
Whether you enjoy the actual sex is irrelevant... it's all about putting on a good act! What Color Is Your Passion?
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The Basics
Name: Emma Louise Clarke
Age: 23
Month of birth: December
Any Siblings?: Two sisters and one Brother all younger than me
Parents still married?: Divorced
Occupation: Manageress for Mary Stevens Hospice
Do you like your job?: of course i wouldnt do it otherwise
Any pets?: 2 Staffordshire bull terriors barneys got one eye and daisys just real fat
Hair color: dark Brown
Eye color: Brown (BORING I KNOW)
Shoe size: A dinky 3/4
Any Tattoos?: 3, one at the bottom of my back, one on my ankle and the newest recruit is on the back of my neck.
Any Piercings?: 16 all together, my fav is my tongue
Current mood: Excited and naughty hehe
Current wardobe choice: Jeans, vest top and cardi - i sound like a granny haha
What are you listening to?: My mum moaning at me
Who did you last speak with on the phone?: Lil miss stephanie walker
What do you currently smell like?: Cool Waters
Last....
Movie you watched: Sweeney Todd.
Magazine you looked at: cosmo
Thing you ate: Greggs sausage roll, i could eat them all day mmm
Book you read: Rose madan - stephen king
T.v. show you watched: The simple life - interns, them girls are soooo dopey
Time you cried: Jan 2nd 08, mum and dad officially divorced
Took a shower: i take a shower everyday around 6ish
Got a real letter (a.k.a Snail Mail): bout 2years ago, the only mail i get now is usually from the bank
Ate at a restaurant (not fast food): Christmas meal with the girls
CD you bought: clubmix 08
What is/was....
The best thing to happen to you today?: Got out of bed this morning and my flu had gone yey
Your most prized possession: Photo of my mum n dad
Your first vehicle: A little red m reg ford escort bernard. he didnt live long
Your current vehicle: Buses, taxis and friends
Your favorite quote: 'Sex is nature, and i believe in going along with nature' -- marilyn monroe, 'The angle of the dangle is equally proportional to the heat of the meat provided the urge to surge is constant.'
You bedtime (on average): I dont really have a set time anymore.
Your best trait/characteristic: I like my eyes but ive been told my laugh is dirty lol
Your worst trait/characteristic: apparently im aggressive, but in my defence im only aggressive towards people that deserve it
Do You....
Store things under your bed: I have 2 drawers under my bed where i kept mu diary and my Ann summers cataloges wink wink
Daydream: I like to drift off to emma world when im bored lol
Have a computer at home: I have a thing in my bedroom that used to be called a computer but its that old now its just a HUGE paper weight
Live in the city, suburbs or country: I live in colley gate so which ever catagorie that comes under lol
Live in a home, apartment, duples or mobile home: I live in a house
Own a cell phone: yes i have a purple samsang sgh-f210. its a swivel thing
Have a good luck charm: I was given some wooden beads and a cross when i was little. I was told they were lucky so... AAWWWWW
Collect anything: I used to collect loads of things when i was little but now i just collect silly things like belts... oooo i love me belts
Attend high school or college: I went to Cradley high school and Dudley college but not anymore
Make good grades: I did well at school
Have You Ever....
Had a surgery?: yes wen i was little i had an operation on my eye
Had teeth pulled?: ive had two of my wisdom teeth removed
Broke the law intentionally: intentionally no, drunken accidents yes .
Ran away from home?: I wasnt allowed to cross the road lol
Broke a bone?: no, i was a very cautious child.
Cheated on a test/exam: I can honestly say that i havent
Had a friend pass away: Scott thomas RIP
Been issued a citation/traffic ticket: no
Been in an auto accident: yes and i aboslutely shit myself the car ended upside down. worst experience ever.
Lied to someone: ive told porkies in the past but never about anything serious
Been lied to: yes and aint it funny when you catch them out but yet they still try to get out of it lol
Your Favorite....
Place to be: in bed with a hunky fella, every gals dream im telling ya
Place to visit: ibiza, love the place
Place to chill: at the local. good old talbot
Non-Alcoholic drink: lemonade no ice
Alcoholic drink: ive got a few, lager, white wine spritzer and malibu with coke
Type of food: cornbeef
Meal/Food dish: cornbeef hash mmmmm
Dessert: strawberry cheese cake mmmmm
Shampoo & Conditioner: head and shoulders
Toothpaste: colgate gel
Salad dressing: mayo or coleslaw
Ice cream: rasberry ripple or mint chocolate chip
Fast food establishment: kfc- fillet tower burger meal
Color: green
Season: spring
Holiday: spain
Perfume/Cologne: light blue D&G
Video Game: Mario brothers haha
T.V. show: Hollyoaks
Smells: Fresh Bread
Article of clothing: joggers
Book: Greenmile - stephen king
Children's Book: Peter Rabbit
Candy: Worthers Original
Car: Black Beatle soft top
Do You Believe....
In Karma: What goes around comes around
In God: not really although i did go to sunday school lol
In Heaven & Hell: no
That aliens exist (extraterrestrial variety, not illegal aliens): I think that there is something out there but i dont think any1 really knows what it is
That ghosts exist: no
In horoscopes: when its a good one i do
In others you know (family, friends, co-workers etc): yes definately
In yourself: yes yes yes
Your Opinion....
On the death penalty: Life for a Life
On reciting the Pledge of Allegiance in schools: i honestly dont see the point
On homosexuals in the military: If a person wants to be in the military i dont see why being homosexual should make a difference
The war in the Middle East: Horrible and discusting
Schwarzeneggar...Governor or Terminator: Terminator and even then he was shit lol
Current gas/fuel prices: i dont drive so it doesnt really effect me
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God bless taxi drivers.

Buses, i fucking hate buses. Throwing it down with rain, not one bus in sight, 30mins later two buses come at once and do you think one of them stopped, did they boat. Both drove straight on by withou...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:28:00 GMT

Emma the gourmet chief.!!!

Im being serious now people, never ever let me loose in the kitchen lmao!!! Burgers! you would think there simple to cook haha not when it concerns me. First i forgot to turn the oven on, sat there fo...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 09:39:00 GMT