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Sam

Something Nick said.

About Me

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My Interests

Colorfulness, gravity, unpeopled places, very steep inclines, large bodies of water, various sorts of waterfowl and the photography thereof, outer space, The Space Between, MySpace, the word space, space in general, toothpaste and its outrageous claims, etc.

I'd like to meet:

The first self-replicating molecule of primitive Earth's primordial tide pools.

"This is the story of how we begin to remember;
This is the powerful pulsing of love in the veins
After the dream of falling and calling your name out.
These are the roots of rhythm, and the roots of rhythm remain."

-Paul Simon.

ALSO, the guy who said this: “Well, I have one pistol that shoots a really cheap bullet – that's for target shooting. My compact 9mm is a self defense / carry gun. One shotgun is for duck hunting. The new [shotgun] is for geese / turkey. The .25-06 is good for anything from coyote to deer. The AR-15 is a personal defense rifle and varmint gun…. It's technically a battle rifle, but the cartridge is very effective on prairie dogs up to 500 yards.”

Music:

All good music. Paul Simon - "Hearts and Bones" . Norah Jones' voice!

Movies:

Uhhh....

Television:

Don't have one.

Books:

Don't know how to read.

Heroes:

Bernie the Beagle. Charlie Brown.

My Blog

Coin Flip

When you flip a coin, you rest it on the surface of your index finger with your thumb pressed against the opposite side.  A very precise series of muscular contractions pulls the tip of your...
Posted by SAM! on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 11:21:00 PST

Calculus and Norah Jones

             Our ability to demand things of ourselves amazes me.  Where did this universe go wrong?  Which one succeeded in developing ...
Posted by SAM! on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 10:30:00 PST

Pinocchio

I remember getting a tear in my eye when I watched the cartoon Pinocchio as a little boy.  It was during the part when they started singing "when you wish upon a star."  That scene was prett...
Posted by SAM! on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 07:13:00 PST

boooooyah

Being alive is a strange experience.  I've known other states.  Like not being and being nothing and being unaware and being aware but not knowing, but I think just plain being is the weirde...
Posted by SAM! on Thu, 18 May 2006 10:19:00 PST

Catching up.

I'm trying to pull something profound from my thoughts.  I've started about five sentences and they've all been deleted.  We'll see if these make it to your eyes, whoever you are, assuming y...
Posted by SAM! on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 11:48:00 PST

"I don't even BELIEVE in dinosaurs!"

I smolder in the final flickering embers of angry, undue defeat.  My enemy, more powerful and omnipresent, more remorseless and malicious than any other this universe has known, is Physics. ...
Posted by SAM! on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 10:03:00 PST

Black Holes and stuff

Theres supposedly a super massive black hole at the center of our lovely, Milky Way Galaxy.  It looks really cool from far away, relatively speaking, or so Im told& I can imagine, at least. Col...
Posted by SAM! on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 10:47:00 PST

Allow me to clarify....

Sam, in a previous blog, unfairly mocked all pussy liberals and challenged them into a philosophical stance rather than a sideliner critic stance.  While doing this, he was careful not to ally hi...
Posted by SAM! on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 10:08:00 PST

Apple Pie and Gravy and Saving the Antarctic Ducks

Today may very well be my favorite day of the year.  Not only do I get to feast on superfluous amounts of 'comfort food,' but I also get to feign thankfulness for it, and for everything else I co...
Posted by SAM! on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 07:43:00 PST

This won't work.

Last time I tried to post a blog, MySpace was like, "fuck you, no dice," (in the words of the eternally wise Mr. A. Bell) and I got pissed and boycotted for a couple of weeks.  And now, just a mi...
Posted by SAM! on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 07:56:00 PST