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As a Bi man I adore ladies clothes, not that I wear them often. mwah
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adopt your own virtual pet!Hi, My name is Jesus Christ, the big JC. I'm very old, but yo down with the kids. I like to have a varied life, including walking on water, making wine (very easy actually and a good sideline), curing the blind etc etc. I have recently relocated to England after having heard an amazing version of the british hymn 'jerusalem', its good to know you think I am real!I have a degree in religion from Bucks uni but got a 3rd, what do they know ay?Really into Louis Vuitton, especially off the market and I am never seen with out my burberry cap from the outlet centre. I live with my missus Mary, she was a bit of a 'ho but I have turned her around and she only really indulges in the naughtyness when we go dogging down lakeside carpark.I edited my profile at Doobix.com
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Followers and Jedus; I'd like to give him a piece of my mind.Oh yeah and can Santa get in touch, cos you have well taken over my birthday init.
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Which supermodel are you? (girls only)

Kate Moss
you often get critasized about your appearence and you hate it. but in the end you thank them for making you even stronger. you will never die out! go you!
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WHAT RELIGION BESTS SUITS YOU?

Devil Worshipper
You've probably been called possessed loads of times, you're pure rebellion, you won't let anyone tell you what to do, and you wouldn't set foot in a Christian church unless to blaspheme it. If anyone was ever stupid Enough to mess with you, you'd probably murder them!
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My Blog

Spam

If you are going to spam me, please try messages and comments that I haven't seen on myspace and similar sites 500times over. I don't care if girls are lying about cock size. So fuck off. I 'm a...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 08:47:00 GMT

Matthew wright

So Matthew Wright on Channel 5's Wright Stuff. What is he all about? I feel I may love him. I bloody love him. I love his insane giggle and his 'banter' and his hardcore lefty principles that he tries...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 03:10:00 GMT

Bree from neighbours

Why is this deamon given oxygen?!
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 06:20:00 GMT

Who would win?

Who would win in a fight between Why Bird and Richard O'brien from the crystal maze? Me dad wants to know, so answers on a postcard please. Peace out The almighty JC. XXX
Posted by on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 11:01:00 GMT

50 THINGS

RANDOM 50 Questions 1. FIRST & MIDDLE NAME? Jesus H 2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? You would have yo ask me mam3. DO YOU HAVE A BEST FRIEND? A few4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? When I blessed someone5...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 07:30:00 GMT

World peace V's Bree timmons (of neightbours fame)

Why oh why oh why is this person allowed to exsist? She is the reason that earth as of yet does not have peace. She funds terror and pays for bad people to kill good people and in her brothers words i...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 06:45:00 GMT