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steffer

He does a pisspoor job of being a human.

About Me

I have no idea what I'm doing anymore.Here are some things that I do know about myself, however:

-I work at jobs

-I have long hair

-I am an excellent baker

-I read lots of books

-I have graduated university

-I have a mild to moderate Hello Kitty obsession

-I really like my pink rotary dial phone

-I love knitting but have little time for it

-I trust very few people

-I am very nurturing

-I love my doggie, Miss Calleigh

-I live with my best friend Angie and her boyfriend (who is also great)

-I am a vegan, but not preachy or annoying about it, because I hate when people do that

-I like to go for walks

-I love music and have very eclectic taste

-I quit coffee, smoking and nail-biting to follow

-A crowning moment in my life was bowling a turkey at Mario's

-I'm thinking of going back to school to take computer science. Seriously. I never would've thought so, either


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My Interests

music, cultural/political/social histories, certain literature (i'm picky), tattoos, knitting, writing, make up, the art of satire, cold-hearted cynics like myself, linux, my boyfriend Matty, who is smarter than me, funnier than me, but not a better bowler than me... but I still love him.

I'd like to meet:

Kurt Vonnegut.

Music:

himsa, bob marley, peter tosh, anberlin, led zeppelin, david bowie, janis joplin, queen, afi, the donnas, bob dylan, head automatica, queens of the stone age, the banner, mae, the donnas, eagles of death metal, tegan and sarah, lily allen, et cetera.

Movies:

fear and loathing in las vegas, casino, blow, layer cake, goodfellas, anything over-the-top.

Television:

'intervention' on A&E, grey's anatomy... i really have to make a conscious effort to fit television in to my life, because otherwise i'll never watch it.

Books:

'the bone people' by keri hulme, early hemingway novels, 'as i lay dying' by william faulkner, 'the bell jar' by sylvia plath (so tragic), 'brave new world' by aldous huxley, 'cyrano de bergerac' (version francais) by edmond rostand, 'virgin suicides' by jeffrey eugenides, 'dreaming in cuban' by cristina garcia, 'stitch 'n bitch' series, 'flowers for algernon' by daniel keyes, 'the poisonwood bible' by barbara kingsolver, 'the sound and the fury' by faulkner, 'their eyes were watching god' by zora neale hurston, 'long day's journey into night' by eugene o'neill. also, absolutely anything by hunter s. thompson. my standout favourite work of fiction for at least the last five years of my life has been 'the catcher in the rye' by j.d. salinger... but there is always the possibility of something knocking it out of first place, no matter how long it's been there.

Heroes:

No one's really impressing me these days.

My Blog

Travel

I just thought I'd mention that I'm going to fucking Mexico in less than three weeks.  I'm pretty psyched about this, obviously.
Posted by steffer on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 04:21:00 PST

twenty-four hour road trip people

Okay, so Tuesday began as a relatively normal day, besides the fact that I had to cram a bunch of shit into my backpack really quickly, because Albert was picking me up to commence operation Avenged-S...
Posted by steffer on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 01:37:00 PST

"Nay. We are but men."

Today is the day that I complete my final take-home examination of my undergraduate life.  It's for fourth year lit. theory.  I'm prepared.  I just haven't had enough coffee to go back ...
Posted by steffer on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 06:48:00 PST

Currently on heavy rotation.

I'm always fascinated by which albums people are listening to and why.  So I decided to post the ones that haven't/won't be leaving my stereo anytime soon. 1. 'Oh! Calcutta!' -The Lawrence Arms 2...
Posted by steffer on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 07:42:00 PST

I.AM.BLOG.

The one-word answer thingy.  Kind of makes me feel like the monosyllabic girl, but some of the words aren't monosyllabic, so.... whatever. 1. Yourself: caffeinated2. Your Lover: music3. Your Hair...
Posted by steffer on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 02:11:00 PST

Brandon Flowers is a wiener.

You know who seems like a real douchebaggy idiot?  Brandon Flowers from The Killers.  I'm distracted this morning, which is a bad immediate sign, because my dissertation is due tomorrow.&nb...
Posted by steffer on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 07:50:00 PST

I'm only now just getting it.

So it was just last night that I realized that the band Death from Above 1979 gets their name from the helicopter in Apocalypse Now (which came out in 1979).  I'm kinda slow like that, I guess, b...
Posted by steffer on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 05:58:00 PST

Bitch, one. Hurl, two.

I'm in the middle of writing and researching a paper on the topic of intellectual history; specifically, I (with the help of Dr. Strang) have decided on the topic of how intellectuals and their theori...
Posted by steffer on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 09:25:00 PST

this is stolen from shan.

Name: stephenie Birthplace: tee bay Current Location: tee bay Eye Color: gray/blue Hair Color: black Height: 5"4' Sign: gemini. crazy, crazy gemini. +layer two+ Your heritage: danish, polis...
Posted by steffer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST