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Now here's a broad who looks like he'd be fun to knock back tequila shooters with at a party, because you just know five minutes later his speedo's gonna end up on the ceiling fan and he'll be table-dancing all over some other bitch's jacket.
A self-described "untouchable," that lowest rung of the high school social ladder below the band geeks, stoners, and girls who got pregnant the first time they put out, teenage gay-bo Kkris T An epitomizes the abject humiliation of puberty: as gawky, unpopular and inappropriate-boner-popping as the day is long.
Voted most likely to end up on the back of a milk box drink. Cause seventy-five isn't worth an hour of my hard work and time. When you can't afford half the shit advertised on tv. I'm worth more then they ask for, than the toe-tag generation full of regret. I'm here to break the mold, to break the stereotype. My fist in the air I'm not going down without a fight. It's my fucking life, I'm leaving my legacy; making my mark, writing it hard I want you to remember me.
Kkris T An SOMETHING TERMS AND CONDITIONS:Please don't add me if you think you are going to get some, rumors are not true, I don't use MySpace as a dating service. Just because I'm popular, doesn't mean I like people I am an anti-social since 1988. Remark-listen: I am not nice at all, I don't have any patience. Sorry, I get bored of people. If you recognize me on the streets PLEASE! avoid saying: "Are you that guy from Myspace?" I fucking hate that. My name is Kkris T An. What can you say about Kkris T An that hasn't been scrawled in dirty bathrooms all over the city & by "city" I mean all over the US. Half super bitch & half mega whore. Kkris T An keeps being the main topic of people's discussions. "Christine Dolce & I have similar bodies, except my breasts are a lot smaller." I'm a complete nerd. I can't spell, & I definitely don't know how to do laundry or cook.Who can? I will not sit here and try to prove myself to be original. I am not scene, emo, or anything else. I have no labels attached. Talk shit all you want. You'll never compare to me. "You know you're famous when people you don't even know talk about you"-Paris. Don't thank me for the add. Chances are I didn't even notice you. I don't like you. "Silk collar and Blue collar, don't even mix in the washing machine." There i said it. Problem? just delete, report, or block me & go back to the mediocrity. Your mom will be there with her arms wide open to welcome you back. I always comment everyone back. I smoke like a fucking chimney. I guess I can say that I'm trying to reduce my nicotine levels to a minimum. I drink but I don't get drunk. "You don't buy tequila, you rent it." & raise your hand if you are a big fan of Zanax. People think I'm a big pod head, actually I don't do that shit, it's so 9th grade. Upgrade yourself. I do my own hair most of the time. It's a nickname that keeps the stalker people away. Message me if you live in Tx & party like a Rock Star. ONLY if you are serious about it :] Seriously I don't want to end up raped in a dumpster. I don't like to blend in, so I make my clothes look different than everyone else's. I'm always the center of attention, can't do shit about it. Maybe its just the fact that I'm not a shorty. I'm pretty fucking cute to be unnoticed. If I'm not, I am not going to try to make myself be it. I'm not that big of an attention whore. I look like a whore but I'm not. I'm shy most of the time, but that's rare. If you ever hang out with me you'll know what I mean. I like to have a cigarette when I go for walks, after eating, before eating, in the morning, I guess what I want to say is that I love to smoke. I drink orange juice straight from the carton. I am constantly in love. I like things that you don't. & I say things you don't understand. Odd I make no sense. Every once in a while I share some of my mental distortions in my blogs page. Read it, good shit! Ink is always my accompanion. A bunch of random words, for me the shit transformed into a master piece. I am misunderstood by the human race & judged by it too. Buy me a Hershey's chocolate bar & I will love you forever, TIP: that's a good way to get me into bed too. Excellent technique to keep my mouth shut. Approved by the MAFTTAKKPA (Mom and friend's treatments to avoid Kkris T An's psychotic attacks.
If there isn't something I hate more it's fucking drama. Do not fucking bring it, I'll hate you for the rest of your existence and, I will do random acts of cruelty against you.
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INTRO. They are all looking to get fame and fortune. And even the youngest boys dream about stardom. I am able to give everything to them, not for free, of course. A cute young boy, totally unspoiled... It’s so lovely when he eats strawberry from my hands. And then I’ll undress him and put him on a weighing scale so that he stands obediently with his pride sticking out. I’ll tease his lips with a strawberry and then replace it with a cigarette. I’ll kkristan'd him up so hard and he will understand what it means to be a star. And then I’ll feed the berry to him, having creamed it with organic wheep beforehand. Fashion screams! when he puts my t-shirt on.
Haus of Something
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LIBERALISM
Society is a "verb" word used as a word by people when referring to "politics & church" anything that they don't approve is either illegal or evil. That's why I have nothing to say about the "Society" I'm not that stupid People are so lazy to stand up for themselves. Hello! Why you think there's a President for every country? besides I dont want to get in trouble for conspiration and blaspheme talking trash about religious believes. All I have to is that we all have equal rights; black, white, straight or gay we all "get off" the same way? Acceptance is always a problem, a controversy If you are not normal more like straight in less words if you're a "fag" but hold on a second, shift it back... isn't a crime violating children under the name if God?CAMERA FLASHES! & STALKER SNIFFS UNDIES.
Because I'm "famous/popular" people have this twisted idea that fame attracks money, and cell phone numbers of celebrities. I enjoy being chased and flashed by paparazzis. Please some one chase me down the street, I promise to give you a good nicole richie pose. Shit! I'll even make sandwiches and prepare cold limonade... "As Internet celebrity, I have to find the next big website, so I can join it before every one else and be more famous." psss on that.Don't believe what people say. Get back at them and PISS 'EM off.
WELCOME TO THE ADULT INDUSTRY
Working in the Adult Industry is always denigrating for apparently half of the stock-up religious nation. But I guess they don't know the fun side of it, the behind the cameras. You get to travel, meet interesting people, not mentioning the parties you get invited to, the special treatment, tons of free stuff ETC. I'm not sure if "Porn Star" is considered as a "real" career, the fact that you don't go to school to learn how to do the job, makes it indignant to the world's eyes. I do have values but they are not going to pay my bills."We all have minds used to take decisions, good or bad. We all have hearts, we all love. We all have bodies some of use use it as tools others as weapons." -Kkris T An Something
WARNING!
Please don't add me just because I'm famous or the "New* Thing." If you are thinking about sending hateful messages or comments, if your intentions are not in a friendly manner. FUCK OFF! I like being commented (I always comment back) I love reading any friendly message from users that appreciate me and consider me as a friend. I'm not 88 years old the (augmentation of age is due to past experiences with pervs)OUT MAGAZINE (UK)
Kkris T An is also known as the G! channel guy, hosting Tv shows for London's gay network (transmitted also in AU on pay-per-view) "Kkris T An has won his popularity & celebrity treatment based on his fucking work not by sleeping with producers. Rumors are not always true so don't believe all the BS said on "Bunnies Late Show"-Kkris T An. "Being a European Porn Star means more than doing a break in the biz as a "Reality-Star" ("Hills") Cheesses crackers! people would do anything to be famous don't I know it (I know many friends that had to "fall flat on their asses" (If you know what I mean) before appearing in a magazine cover, with talentless "actors", whom charges millions for interviews & represent themselves" bunch of jackasses! - Kkris T An.AMERICA'S DATE ON THE MARKET
I am constantly in love. I fall in love way too easy. I'd hit on the pope if he drove a better car. Last year I spent a lot of money changing lucks of my apartment, I gave a key to every guy who'd open the door for me.(so if you want to take a swing at me; preferably white guys, tattooed guys rock! (cool ones not freaky ones though), duchbags, good at starting & maintaining a conversation, & no financial problems, I don't want to worry about the check of the restaurant)"THE FRONTMAN" AKA: THE SINGER
DESCRIPTION: Great at interviews, endlessly quotable, but fuck do they ever shut up. Writes poetry that confuses them and enchants women under 20. Often the most markable in terms of boyish good looks. May turn bi-sexual after tequila shots. They're either just happy ti be in the band, or they're pain-in-the-ass cocksucker who spends more time on hair and wardrobe than "Supersonic" David Benet's parents ever did. THE UPSIDE: The band's ticket to magazine covers and glowing live reviews. THE DOWNSIDE: Can be a moody cunt. One second they're having a great time before a show, the next they've fucked off with the van because someone spilled beer on their cape.IDOLS
BRITNEY SPEARS These two are two of the best Magazine Covers ever existed; Britney Spears my piece of mama' I'd totally stolk her if I wasn't already stolking somebody else. I don't give a fuck that she gained a few extra pounds, music, music, talent. AMY WINEHOUSE And what about Amy Winehouse, the last name says everything, her life style may not be suitable for some people but it's true, performing other way than drunk, is just singing opera. Her creepy looks and a personality that carries an arrow on top of her head, hard not to notice, so she's my favorite artist of all times.FAV'SINGER.
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There's nothing more attractive than watching two straight guys "going at it" even hotter if they are playing guitars and robbing it against each other. Shit like that can be found on the VICE event catalog, from shitty bands to how not become one if you're thinking about forming your own. "Sleep, eat, inject, smoke music."
BUZZNET WHERE ARE ALL THE INTERNET CELEBS. GET TOGETHER TO BE FABULOUS.
Kkris T An Something Stand Up to Cancer Video
Kkris T An Something Stand Up to Cancer Video
"INK-ADDICTED"
I'm a big freak-fan of tattoos & piercing, I myself have some piercing but not tattoos I'm not sure if I'm afraid of needles or just the pain. My attraction for tattoos started when my ex got his 3rd tattoo which I picked, the combination of colors, the texture, & symmetry of the tattoo itself. (just from describing it gives me goosebumps.) One day, I'm sure I'm going to get one, I'm going to need a lot of time to choose the design, I'm extremely picky & that this will be with me for the rest of my existence.KAT VON DE'D
Since Kat Von D is the "1-and-only" tattoo artist that I know (the only good one) sadly, I can eat shit and admit that I'm addicted to her show (every tues. on tlc, watch it you'll love it too!) I've seen some of her work & its just breathe taking & also incredible, who could believe that an "inked-needle" managed by a super talented artist could "destroy"(in a good way) people's skin turning it into a master piece. So I guess, you now know you will be the lucky tattoo artist I will visit for my first tattoo.New Campaign
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I will keep sending mohawk brite-pink color paper, strawberry scented letters to every fur/bonne bell lip moisturizer lover legislator in the senate, demanding to stop cosmetic animal testig. I'm willing to set up a gift table oustide the white house to give away ecco bella lip gloss seale in the cold winter to keep the president's lips moisturized "organically."
Sweet words and cartoons are over, they want cruelty let's give them some cruelty..."Sometimes spanking is the only way to get through to the stubborn."-My mama' always said.
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