The old geezer in me. |
6 weird/interesting/little known facts about yourselfThe 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird/interesting/little known facts about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write...
Posted by Gaby on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 10:45:00 PST |
How do you know? |
You know you're in Canada when:You're in the middle of the city, and still you have to fight a pissed off goose for a place to park your bike. I thought those fuckers liked to "migrate" or whatever. G...
Posted by Gaby on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 06:57:00 PST |
Did I ever tell you I was a scumbag? |
1. When I'm drunk ? I slur and I'll probably make a pass at you. 2. Do you talk about Religion or Deep meaning thoughts? Slurring gets in the way of that. 3. Do you cry?I did once, and the next day I ...
Posted by Gaby on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 01:49:00 PST |
HEY, MYSPACE BANDS! |
DON'T FUCKING ADD ME AS YOUR FRIEND! If I like your band, trust me, I'LL ADD YOU! Thanks!
Posted by Gaby on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 07:58:00 PST |
BALLS! |
Oh.My.Fucking.God. When did sleeping become so hard? Do I really need to ransack my dad's liquor cabinet and knock myself out via crunk? It used to be my head+pillow=instant snore fest. Ever since I m...
Posted by Gaby on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 01:12:00 PST |
the cold deserves some props for being tougher than a UFC champion fighter |
So I've been in Canadia for a little under a week, and when I said it was cold, I made an understatement. In California the cold is so rad, that when you walk a couple of blocks your blood is running ...
Posted by Gaby on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 06:55:00 PST |
You know you're getting old when.... |
1) Music you used to get high to is played on KFOG, the Bay Area's number one radio station for certified pussies.
2)The only way to numb your stress level is:
a) to drink copious amounts of booze.
b)...
Posted by Gaby on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 09:48:00 PST |
private brain violated by useless information in bulk |
I said, "DO I HAFTA?"
and the man said yes. Well, he didn't actually say it, he just nodded and pulled his lips tight in a sort of fake regret.
"O.K" I said to him. I put on m glasses and started ty...
Posted by Gaby on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
