Errm... Well, my name is Hieronymous Anonymous. I don't know really how old I am, as I was abandoned as a baby by my parents, and the orphanage never told me anything about my circumstances or age (or even spoke to me in general).I lived at the orphanage until I was fully grown; when all of a sudden, my right hand started speaking to me! (he is called Mr. de la Cruz). Mr. de la Cruz told me that I was very strong, and he suggested I break the wall down and escape; which I did.Now I am a voluntary part-time superhero (which doesn't pay), so I have to work a day-job as a Corporate Urine Taster (which is boring and tastes bad). Oh well...I was very surprised to learn that the actual episodes of my life are being told in a COMIC BOOK(???) called in fact "Hieronymous Anonymous", and being published by Sick Puppy Studios!Needless to say I was shocked when I found out; no-one has ever taken an interest in me, or noticed I was there (despite being nearly 8ft tall). I guess you could go to the official website WWW.SICKPUPPYSTUDIOS.NET to find out more... I suppose.
