All Rappists are Homosexuals |
What is the source of misogyny? A difficult relationship with one's mother. All rappists are misogynists. Has there ever been a homosexual who did not have a difficult relationship with his mother? No...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 23:01:00 GMT |
Hatin’ on PB&J |
Dear Sir or MadameI am writing to you today to inform you your society is guilty of the most heinous of all crimes: hatred of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Please read my words carefully as thei...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 22:59:00 GMT |
John McCain Is a Terrorist |
Affirming statements long-held to be true, a person stated yesterday that "John McCain is a terrorist." The biped continued, "He is planning to use the entire budget of the United States governm...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 10:12:00 GMT |
Green Movement Stops Akon |
In a surprising turn of events, the Green Movement has successfully put an end to rap music, dance clubs, large concert arenas, and the recorded music industry. This stunning cessation comes on the he...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:48:00 GMT |
Qoof |
Qoof by David Paul KleinmanSince the dawn of creation, certain existential questions (too ponderous to be solved in one lifetime) have plagued man. Why are we here? What is the meaning of life? Why do...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 06:31:00 GMT |
Shardonnay |
Shardonnayby David Paul KleinmanSnobbery is the poetry of Philistines. It comes in strange, strange forms. Fans of Widespread Panic who label you a newbie if you've only seen the band fifty times. Hip...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 10:27:00 GMT |
GET SOME |
Get Some by David Paul KleinmanYesterday a beautiful girl visited a house on Grandview Island where four assholes live. One asshole wears a surgically-affixed Blue Tooth, sports a barbed wire tattoo o...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 09:00:00 GMT |
12-14-07 |
12-14-07by David Paul KleinmanSo I give my students these controlled writing experiments all the time, and since I am on semi-breakI will be on total break from 12-2401-06, so come over and fellate ...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 09:28:00 GMT |
On Death and Beach Nazis |
The dead are not deadyet. Always they taketheir time, and we waitpolitely, dreadinghow real it will have to be, sooner or later, and at the same time longing to know that reality. Nights, as we r...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 06:39:00 GMT |
Ballin’ |
Judy is a serious baller. She doesn't pay for meals, drinks, or roofs. She is a thrill for the eyes to behold. She's funny, knows how to dress, and can light up a room with a pout.&n...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 06:36:00 GMT |
