APRIL = PIMP
APRIL means that your really good looking.
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and
highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered.
Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings.
Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint.
Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex.
Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to
dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding.Everyone
loves to be around you. You always attract attention.
You are definately the most sexiest and good looking
of them all. You know how to get what you want.
Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good
imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves
literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike
being at home. Restless. having many children.
Hardworking. High spirited.
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I make grown men like you/
Uncomfortable/
When I insist young girls,
Touch themselves/
At the sight of my poetry.
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I reach the tiny spot of their soul/
Your tongue,
Fingers,
Dick/
Could never reach.
The spot that leaves them/
Memorizing lines/
asking themselves/
“how does she know?â€
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While you,
Twist the same word/
In and out/
Each time hoping/
You’d end up/
More than two inches short/
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Of me.
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I, the one who never gives a shit,
masturbates publicly/
Crying over dead husbands/
And waiving a communist flag/
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gt;>>I, whose never touched a stage/
Or a microphone/
And yet my voice/
Rings and rings/
In your woman’s ears/
So much/
She doesn’t hear your whimpered moans at night/
But me…and my filthy verses/
Insisting broken/
Is the new whole.
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And I started the trend/
Of women/
Calling themselves the/
Tangled hair mess.
Kissing gay men/
Because/
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They can.
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More than a poet.
I am The Confessionalist/
And you/
My filthy priest/
Rub your crotch/
To my battered lover cries.
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Emotion drives me/
So much/
You bleed/
every time my/
Imagery brushes/
Your iris.
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I own no motives,
Just another Wicked Witch/
Trying to free myself/
Of the She-Devil in my veins.
The one who/
Hardens/
Your sisters nipples/
Licks her lips/
And convinces her/
Being this crazy…is sane.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>Baby do you feel me?
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…this rock hard pen pressed against your legs?
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Open up,
I want to show you/
Why my two inches/
make a difference.
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the phone is off the ringer/
because we have fought again.
and this time/
I hate him/
good and hard.
just the way he loves to fuck.
only difference is that/
its my heart that pounds/
instead of headboards/
tonight.
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expeditions, don't apply.
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every move. No shirt, no shoes, no service.
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