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I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

"Whether or not you let on to the outside world you are experiencing a crisis to do with how to go about getting recognition in a world full of idiots."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

boys.

My Blog

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A certain old woman, out of excessive curiosity, fell out of a window and was smashed to pieces.Another old woman leaned out of the window and began looking at the remains of the first one, but she al...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 09:04:00 GMT

what i would prefer to be figuring out

is violence acceptable? is ignorance becoming? are lies interesting? is entertainment at your own expense worthwhile? where do memories go when they get forgotten? can you hear more listening carefull...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 06:58:00 GMT

if there was no way to swtich on computers, would the internet still exist?

same old question as when a tree falls in a forest with no one around, does it make a sound? which i think i have managed to answer adequately....it's no, it makes the vibrations but you need the ear ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 07:19:00 GMT

the most lonely day ever

today i have mostly been wondering whether life is worth living if you have lost the one thing that you think is important. i am wondering whether fate exists and if it does, what mine is and whether ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 01:17:00 GMT

as close to the north pole as i'm gonna get til i'm married

so, smeghead went to norway. nice bands, nice people but best of all -20? and 15" of snow. BYE!!!
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 10:35:00 GMT

someone told me this guy was a comedian.

say it ain't so.John Shuttleworth, I love you loads.
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 10:37:00 GMT

the best thing that's happened to me as a working girl

Me: Would you consider yourself someone who gets easily bored?Damon:[pause] YES. Why do you think I behave the way I do? Because all interaction I have with other people sees me having to go through t...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 08:16:00 GMT

blah blah blah, should be working, aren't.

everyday is the day after. i have grown unusually fond of being hungover. this week i have really outdone myself. yesterday i met the guy who was in queer as folk and he made me laugh lots. i used to ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 04:55:00 GMT

i love weird, sweaty, slightly tubby bearded musical icons who live up to their reputation

and they love me too.
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:37:00 GMT

kissing things made of stone and having a black eye

are both entirely rubbish things. having a black eye, nobody talks to you except rudeboys, you can;t go see your mum and your friends look disconcerted and weird. kissing things made of stone, is some...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 07:15:00 GMT