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Sultan of Swank

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm invited to a party and I just can't come cause I know that once I'm in, I can't pull out till I'm done.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People hopefully...if not, then really cool aliens; and a girl who's lip gloss is poppin'! The video below has me in it. It's rad. Watch it!

My Blog

Talking Dirty...AKA: Danielle Steele, eat your heart out!

I'm laying in the sand at the river holding a martini in my left hand; a copy of Hustler magazine is laying on my face to keep the sun out. I sense the presence of someone standing to my right and I m...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 13:33:00 GMT

Por No?

    When we were younger, our "tween-age" years, we always got a rush by doing things we weren't supposed to do. Whether it was staying up past our bedtime or watching a rated R movie w...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 00:43:00 GMT

Lets try this blogging thing...

I wrote this last year about a job I was about to start. Seeing as "jobbing" is becoming a new activity, especially in my life, I'm posting this as motivational piece for me and others to get off our ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 01:09:00 GMT

READ FIRST

If anyone takes my profile 100% serious, don't. This is part of who I am. Sarcastic, tongue-in-cheek, mostly dry with a hint of crass humor. It's my choice to put these writings on here. It's your pre...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 23:41:00 GMT

Mouseface, Whitestar, Eraser Nose

I keep telling myself that it's not the one you once knew anymore. At that time, it's just a thing; a thing that used to represent the something that you loved. You don't name the body; you name the ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:33:00 GMT