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Bertolt

About Me

Well, gee, I'm not sure where to start...ummm...I'm really into politics, theatre, poetry and cigars. Oh, and Go Habs go!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Young adoring female fans.

My Blog

Arms Akimbo!

  This is the first piece of prose I've had published since I died in 1954. True, it was in a art/smut zine called Likety Split, but like, whateves. I don't see Hemingway publishin...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 21:08:00 GMT

Memoires, pt.2.5

CHLORINE EYES, JALAPENO HANDS (continued)After work everyone went to get drinks and Sonny the crazy guy waiter did a lot of cocaine and got people to drink shots out his bellybutton and Dion the gay w...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 17:57:00 GMT

Memories, pt.2

Here's another anecdote from my formative years...in... Berlin. Yes. Chlorine Eyes, JalapeƱo Hands It was to be my last Saturday and they had me chopping jalapeƱos until I got silly in the head. I sh...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 00:39:00 GMT

Memoires, chapter one

This little bad boy is from my upcoming memoirs, which is mostly concerned with my life before art superstardom.              ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 19:41:00 GMT