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Ms Van Geldren

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About Me


I'm Vince!
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Created with Rum and Monkey 's Personality Test Generator . You're Vince, owner of fantastic hair and a fondness for bright colours and soft fabrics. Nephew of a french duke, you were roped into working at the Zooniverse when your good friend Howard took you out of school, saying that GCSEs werent important. Your life's ambition is to be in a band, frontman obviously, using your ability to pull shapes.A good cup of Earl Grey and crumpets with marmite are always appreciated.I hate it when you ask someone what kind of music they like and they say "Oh anything really." Is that so? Bit of Norwegian black metal tickle your fancy? Or how about a bit of gabba or acid techno? No? Thought not. Form a fucking opinion people.Even if your trendy mullet is 'ironic' that doesn't make it ok. You still look a proper cunt.Bad grammar is irritating. Emails and text talk don't really count but in 'proper' writing it tends to piss me off.I would like to live in New York at some point, I loved it there.Pat Butcher off Eastenders is one of my idols. Big earrings, leopard print in abundance, permanant fag hanging out the mouth and a mini bar with a G&T always at the ready...damn that woman has class.I have the tendency to over think things far too much.A broad range of vocabulary is always admirable.1940s and 1950s hair rocks.FACT.I sometimes wish I was a member of the B-52's circa 1979.I hate my feet. Fucking finger toes grrrr.I'm a self confessed film geek. I also like to read A LOT (on reflection this could just make me a geek in general?)I love shoes. A new pair = happiness. Shallow? Moi? Bollocks. Instant gratification may not last but it feels fucking good at the time. And it hides the afore mentioned atrocities or makes them look prettier at the very least.Christina Aguilera really gets on my tits.I await Sin City 2 with baited breath...fucking hurry up already Miller!

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I'd like to meet:

A really rich long lost relative, seriously, I'm fucking skint. Marilyn Monroe, Ava Gardner, both the Hepburn's - Katherine & Audrey, Bettie Page...basically a load of dead or crazy bitches. Jonatahan Schaech *HOT*, the boys from Mighty Boosh would be a laugh and Russell Brand would be a bit of a giggle too. Just people I respect or am influenced by really. Pretty pierced and tattooed boys n girls please who like swearing, drinking, good music, falling over in public, misbehaving on a grand scale, pissing off people with any real kind of authority, people in to S&M ;) (a bit of spanking never did anyone any harm but you can keep your piss and poo to yourself thanks all the same), being disrespectful n offensive to those who do not deserve your respect, sneering, pouting, those who have lost their minds whether intentionally or not, laughing until you cry, being sick in inappropriate places, getting naked in inappropriate places, dancing like utter twats and generally being cunts! Anyone interesting really - always good to meet new people. Boring pricks and sissy little emo's need not apply fuck you very much!!! Note to selves -there is angst ridden music out there that is actually good!! Vent your introspective rage!

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