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Spraynard Kruger

Aitz chaim he, Dude, as the ex used to say.

About Me

Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.

My Interests

Rock music pays off. Rock music takes me on a joyride. Rock music keeps me off the hell city bus. Rock music will always look out for me.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

{In alphabetical order} 36 Mafia, 50 Cent, 8bit bEtty, A.55, AC/DC, Adam Day, Age of Ruin, Andrew W.K., As I Lay Dying, At the Drive-in, Bane, Barry White, Beethoven, Ben Lane, Billy Joel, Bone Thugs N Harmony, Boston, Boy Sets Fire, Brand New, Bury Your Dead, Catch 22, Chuck Brown, CKY, Coheed and Cambria, Comeback Kid, Common, Daft Punk, Darkest Hour, DJ Green Lantern, DJ Z Trip, DragonForce, E 40, Elton John, Elvis, EPMD, Evergreen Terrace, Every Time I Die, Explicit, Figure Four, Finch, Five Words Long, Foghat, Foreigner, Frank Sinatra, From A Second Story Window, George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic, Ghostface Killa, Girl Talk, Give Up The Ghost, Glassjaw, Gnarls Barkley, Gorillaz, Grandmaster Flash, Grover Washington Jr., Guns N' Roses, GZA, Haste The Day, Hatebreed, Huey Lewis and the News, Imogen Heap, In Flames, Iron Maiden, James Brown, Jay Z, Jedi Mind Tricks, Jimi Hendrix, Johnny Cash, Journey, Judas Priest, Junior Senior, Jurassic 5, Kool and the Gang, Kool G Rap, Lamb Of God, Led Zeppelin, Liam Lynch, Little Brother, Ludacris, Lynard Skynard, M83, Madball, Mates of State, Matisyahu, Megadeth, Metallica, Modest Mouse, Mos Def, Mozart, Mt. Nodus, Nappy Roots, N.E.R.D., NOFX, Norma Jean, Notorious B.I.G., NWA, On Broken Wings, Outkast, Outerspace, Ozzy, Pantera, Poison the Well, Queen, R.A. The Rugged Man, Rage Against The Machine, Ratatat, Reef: The Lost Cauze, RZA, Sean Price, Slayer, Snoop Dogg, Styx, Sublime, Summer's End, Sun Kill Moon, Terror, The Allman Brothers Band, The Beatles, The Beatnuts, The Black Keys, The Bravery, The Burning Season, The Crystal Method, The Dance Party, The Doors, The Get Up Kids, The Hope Conspiracy, The Mars Volta, The Neptunes, The Ocean Color Scene, The Postal Service, The Pogues, The Rolling Stones, The Roots, The Spotlight, The Tossers, The Who, The Wu-Tang Clan, Thrice, Throwdown, Thursday, T.I., Ugly Casanova, Underoath, Unearth, Wolf Parade, Young Jeezy, Xzibit, Zao, basically any good music.

Movies:

If you don't know, then you haven't been paying attention.

Heroes:

In no particular order.