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XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX I'm a deep soul and I just want to be loved. Man I sound like a whine ass!!! I'm half deaf in both ears so please don't ask for my phone number 'cause I wouldn't be able to hear you! lol I try to live my life to the fullest, so could you just take off your shirt and show me your abs! hehehe I appriciate every day I'm given and every friend I have, dude get off the ground man! I can't carry your drunk ass! hehehe If you want to chat me up I would like to hear from you. Dude, I'm half deaf! I can't hear you! What was that? I can't hear you! hehehe I like meeting new people. Are you new? Shouldn't you be a baby if your new? Duh! I also like connecting with the ones I have already met!Yeah right listen to the song at the bottom of the books section! hahaha Have a great day and live everyday as if it's the last! Because it is! I am so taking your ass out! Ah ha ha ha! That way you have no regrets. Oh you slept with your sister. Opps, can't help you with that one, dude. love Roux Oh wait no fuck you! I'm Buddhist and believe in reincarnation!!!! So I will come back over and over and over and over and over again to kick your ass if you piss me off! I'm FEY!!! That means I know who you are what you are doing and what the fuck you are up to, even when I shouldn't! SCARY!!!XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXFriday, August 25, 2006Ahh to be British! LMAO ! Current mood: amusedI just recieved this in an email from my mate and thought i'd share it with you. I just think this is class.Being British................One of the British national daily newspapers is asking readers what it means to be British?" Some of the emails are hilarious; the first one is from a chap in Switzerland......Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign.Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.NOT TO MENTION...3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts. 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in. 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate. British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents. 101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet. 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth. A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth. 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of Control Scalextric cars.and finally.........In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet. Thank you, Roar!XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Wednesday, July 05, 2006Pill on the bathroom floor ! Current mood: weirdOn the floor in the bathroom at work, a small white oblong-shaped pill caught my eye. It may have been a tic-tac but I did not attempt a verification lick, so it may have not. The shape of this thing triggered an image association to an egg of a cockroach. [Enter the thought process that followed] If that was a cockroach egg, I'd step on it so the insides explode. Yes, kill it before it's got a chance. Ahah! Better yet nurture the egg case, incubate it in warmth and when baby cockroach emerges, squish it. Haha! Happy birthday! The circle of life, yes a circle. Certainly, the pustulous insides of a cockroach egg can't feel pain. No, how could it? To feel requires nerves and nerves are complex structures, too complex for the early stage of life that is a cockroach egg. Besides, why would it need to feel? The ability to feel wouldn't play a role in its survival as it lacks any characteristics allowing it to react to physical stimuli. OK, so no nerves therefore it cannot feel pain. Can you kill something that feels nothing? Life without pain isn't life. Understanding and feeling feel pain allows us to understand happiness. Well, if pain was stripped away, its concept never existing, then couldn't we experience happiness and joy? No, I don't think so. What would make happiness "happy" if that was the only state of being and nothing to compare it to? So there MUST be an opposite state in existence for one state of being cannot exist without the other. Everything is relative, even emotion must obey the laws of relativity so we have one feeling to base and rate another from. I can't kill something that feels no pain because it's not alive. I'll have to remember this for next time I bump into one of those "I don't kill anything, not even bugs" people because this egg-state theory will blow their hippiness out of the water. [End of thought process].Do you see why I can't get anything done?Thank you Roar!XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXSaturday, February 04, 2006another Joke Current mood: cheerful Category: BloggingA fella sitting on a park bench with a tear in his eye, A man walking his dog stopped and asked "you ok mate" "No" Said the fella And Went on to explain! well you see that big house over there!!pointing across the park ! "I built that! but do they call me Barry the house builder ! NO! also see that bridge over there!! yes said the man! Well I built that to! But do they call me Barry the bridge builder!! NO!! also see the fence around this park ! I put that up to !! do they call me Barry the Fencer!!!NO!!! "BUT YOU SHAG ONE GOAT !!!!!! Rip:-)Thank you Roar!XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Saturday, February 04, 2006Its True!!! Category: Pets and AnimalsA couple was dressed and ready to go out into the city for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty for the night. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my Mother." A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me but it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!" The cab driver hit a parked car...... Rip:-) Thank you Roar!XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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Go to my other sites. Click on search. Click display name. Put in roux 2 or roux 3. Enter. If you like what you see feel free to add me. I approve all friend request except sexually explicit sites, (Tom deletes those), sites originating from prisons, (yes that does happen), and sites were I have to download anything to see them. Thanks and add me on. RouxMovie industry, Movies, books, Celtic culture, piano, dancing, latin music to dance to, I like most music (Scottish and Irish my favorite), traveling alot, driving.

I'd like to meet:

This is a slide of Gerard Butler, my favorite actor. Would be cool to meet...!

Music:

NICKELBACK, DAUGHTRY, SHINEDOWN, FORT MINOR, CASCADA, BLACK EYED PEAS, DARK NEW DAY, P.O.D., CHEMICAL ROMANCE, LINKIN PARK, AVENGE SEVENFOLD, SALIVA, THREE DAYS GRACE, FALLOUT BOYS, PAPA ROACH, THREE DOORS DOWN,

HMVHell

HH comes out with one of their funniest videos yet! Featuring a bunch of music videos with twists.

Movies:

reign of fire, shooters, the tale of the mummy, her majesty mrs. brown, timeline, 007 the world is not enough (cameo), phantom of the opera, dear frankie, harrison's flowers, The greatest game of our lives, Atilla, Dracula 2000, Beowolf & Grendel, 300

Television:

grey's anatomy, medium, House, ghost whisperer, firefly, desperate house wives, supernatural, charmed, law & order svu, csi,

Books:

Anything from: Maggie Shayne, Johanna Lindsey, Julie Garwood, Virginia Henley, Janet Chapman, Anne Rice, V.C. Andrews, Andrew M. Greeley, Morgan Llywellyn,

Heroes:

Marlie Matlin! Deaf actress.You Know You Drink Too Much When... Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof? You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Hotties. You have a "happy hour" at home When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong? You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol Land Although you drove home the other night you can't remember how you got home or where you parked your car "Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol." Your favorite drink is ethanol. "Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!" "I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. *hic* Pash me another, tarbender." You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse. You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've never been in before Clubs raise their drink prices because you haven't attended in a while You think beer and ramen make a good breakfast You frequently urinate outdoors. When you first wake up and you're afraid you're gonna die and a half-hour later you're afraid you won't. You fall asleep taking a dump. You believe that spilling a beer is alcohol abuse. You go to the john to hurl, but you take your beer with you. You find it's easier to study drunk. You're on a first name basis at the detoxification center. Beer ads make sense. You wake up to the sound of your dog drinking out of the toilet and you're so dry that it sounds mighty thirst quenching. You wake the next morning and start drinking a few of the half empties left sitting around the room. The space on your driver's license that tells your eye color reads "bloodshot". You fall down a flight of steps and DON'T spill a drop of your beer. You mix your cocktails by the litre. You grow a beard because it stops beer that's running down your chin. You put off urinating in hopes of reaching that near orgasmic Zen-like piss. When the bottle says 20 standard drinks but you only get 5. You spell Alcohol with a capital letter out of respect You lose arguments with inanimate objects. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusettes. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not! Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem! "Norm!" is what they say when you enter the bar. You can focus better with one eye closed The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar You fall off the floor. You discover in the morning that liquid cleaning supplies have mysteriously disappeared. Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner! Beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore. The glass keeps missing your mouth. Vampires get woozy after bitting you. At AA meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..." Your idea of cutting back is less seltzer. You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm. Every night you're beginning to find your roomate's cat more and more attractive. If you're on a diet, you cut back your food calories to allow for alcohol calories. "Take me drunk, I'm home!" You wake up naked lying in the corner of a bus depot. You drink to get over a hangover. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who drink too much.Layout Provided By FreeCodeSource.com - Myspace Layouts

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