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Jared Benjamin

The FDA has declared me a controlled substance.

About Me

it takes me over an hour to do my hair

My Interests

music, fashion, italian food, beer, ihop, sex, money, love, politics, kayaking, body art, theatre, movies, tv, cosmetics, spas, shooting pool, cigars, internet, pictures, interior design (not just decorating), my boyfriend, my best friend, landscaping, traveling, the bar, puppy dogs, and nice smelling laundry detergent.

I'd like to meet:

maggy the poet prostitute

Music:



Velvet Revolver - Slither, Pt. 2

Jet - Get Born

The Hives - Veni Vidi Vicious

Janis Joplin - In Concert

Sarah McLachlan - Fumbling Towards Ecstasy

The White Stripes - Get Behind Me Satan

Aerosmith - Just Push Play

The Strokes - End Has No End

Macy Gray - The Very Best of Macy Gray

Metallica - Die, Die My Darling

Gretchen Wilson - All Jacked Up

Audioslave - Audioslave

What You See Is What You Get ( WYSIWYG )

Montgomery Gentry - You Do Your Thing

System of a Down - Toxicity

The Darkness - One Way Ticket to Hell...And Back

OK Go - Oh No

Erykah Badu - Worldwide Underground

Lynyrd Skynyrd - Lynyrd Skynyrd - All Time Greatest Hits

Cat Stevens - Tea for the Tillerman

The Killers - Hot Fuss

The Kinks - Kinks (The Ultimate Collection)

Staind - Break the Cycle

The Thorns - The Thorns (Bonus CD)

MySpace Music Lists at MySpace Toolbox ! carol king, three dog night, billy joel, elton john, big n rich, five for fighting, cold play, alanis morrisette, garbage, marilyn manson, lady saw, stone temple pilots, 4 non-blondes, etta james, sinead oconnor, korn, shinedown, future leaders of the world, dmanufacture, etc.

Movies:

memento, the trip, lucky no. slevin, hedwig and the angry inch, suspect zero, kill bill, the devil wears prada, NACHO LIBRE!, pirates of the caribbean, the departed, Oceans 11, 12, and 13!!!!

Television:

family guy, american dad, brothers and sisters, desperate housewives, roseanne, alias, CSI Miami, golden girls, flip this house, house, samantha who?, project runway (Christian Siriano = ?), and lost!

Books:

its not really a book, idk, maybe its a play? "Prisoner of 2nd Avenue" -Neil Simon

Heroes:

ednelle and patrick

My Blog

survery crap

1. Do you like chinese food?it gives me food poisoning2. How big is your bed?as big as a couch 3. Is your room clean?sure 4. Laptop or Desktop computer?desktop5. Favorite comedian?zach galafianakis6. ...
Posted by Jared Benjamin on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 04:44:00 PST

We love the moon.

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Posted by Jared Benjamin on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 07:10:00 PST

my car spontaneously combusted

so kids, funny story...i was driving to boca, and my car totally caught on fire. like FIRE. you could see the smoke from 4 miles away. it was hott. (no pun intended) but yea, interestingly enough, i s...
Posted by Jared Benjamin on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 10:20:00 PST

i wanna do this one too...

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Posted by Jared Benjamin on Thu, 17 May 2007 11:03:00 PST

Mozart Sonata in D Major, K. 448

Me and ednelle fixin to play this.... "Allegro con Spirito" from Sonata in D Major (Mozart) "Andante" from Sonata in D Major (Mozart) "Allegro Molto" from Sonata in D Ma...
Posted by Jared Benjamin on Thu, 17 May 2007 11:00:00 PST

Fiona Apple and Zach Galifianakis music video and stuff

TOO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!! Heres something else too... ...
Posted by Jared Benjamin on Thu, 17 May 2007 05:27:00 PST

a SURVEY!

Shortest relationship: about two days-Longest relationship:year and a half. -How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told you that they love you?: one-Have you ever thought that you were going to marry t...
Posted by Jared Benjamin on Sun, 13 May 2007 05:12:00 PST

The old slide shows for safe keeping.

Here are the slide shows that were posted on my profile. Theyre going here because they are great memories, and I like them :) Create Your Own! ...
Posted by Jared Benjamin on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 07:15:00 PST

2007 SURVEY!

2007 survey. 1. Who was the first person u talked to in 07?ednelle. she was with me when it happened.2. The first person you hugged?ednelle? 3. The first person you called?um, i think i left a message...
Posted by Jared Benjamin on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 09:56:00 PST

one word survey

Not as easy as you might think...1. Yourself:bored2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?estranged3. Your hair?dark4. Your mother?annoying5. Your father?loud6. Your Favorite Item?jeans7. Your dream last night:P...
Posted by Jared Benjamin on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 02:18:00 PST