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"Jonny, are you ok?! are you ok!? are you ok
jonny!?"
Yes Michael Jackson, he is.

Some say he appeared in a bright flash of light, others say he was created from nothing more than a few tin cans, an old carrier bag, some sellotape and a few kittens...
Most popular beliefs point towards him perhaps being born, a boy. Once he was a boy of 3. Witnesses testify to him living the first 18 years of his somewhat epic life in Davyhulme, Manchester not more than 15 metres from the sares. During this time, his achievements were many and varied, from securing a place on the UN, setting up the Ninja/Pirate coalition he was even partly responsible for the creation of the KitKat chunky. Sadly, after this point in time, he got knocked down. But, he got up again. You're never gonna keep him down.
"He's got love for you, if you were born in the
eighties...."
the eighties
It was after this time that he moved to the bright lights of Liverpoolchester and started his education in the hallowed grounds of Liverpool Hope University. Since then, he has built up a sizable fanbase and tries to give back to the people, whenever he can.
Now well into his third year, the trials and tribulations of Jonny continue to thrill and excite people worldwide.
2007 brought international recognition. Jonny took his roadshow worldwide, sent on diplomatic mission to Michigan, reclaiming America one goddamn state at a time. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire jonny.
"Could he be the most beautiful girl in the world?"
No.

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"He’s such an animal though everything is possible " ~ The Fratellis
"He's got his black belt buckle & the red man's fire in his eye" ~ Kings of Leon
"Professionally trendy in the glow of Clapham's sun" ~ Libertines
"He doesn't look a thing like jesus, but he talks just like a gentleman" ~ The Killers
"There's hundreds of blokes that have wept cause he's stolen their ...thunder" ~ Arctic Monkeys
'superfinkycooltowncakes' ~ Sarah 'ginger potato' Jones
any questions, please ask Roy