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BLOBMONSTER

My Interests

Music:

I hate Music. Music is for people with ears. If I had a butthole I would shit on Music..!!

Movies:

Wet Hot American Summer.............Best Movie Ever!!................If you have not seen this movie than you are Gay and if you are Gay then that makes you Hetero...!

Heroes:

Krylon, Sluts, The people who make the fries at In and Out Burger, Ryans Mom, Any Graffiti Artist with skill, Patrick Swayze, and Elvis

My Blog

Hippies

I was in a mood to write a poem today so I did, enjoy..!!   I hate hippies, they all stink When I am near one, my eyes water and wink, When a hippie smiles at me I want to cry For I wish I could ...
Posted by BLOBMONSTER on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 03:08:00 PST

VEGAS = BOOBS IN MY FACE

So it's finally happened.  No matter how many times I made fun of Marcos for doing it, It finally happened to me......I fell in love.....with..... a stripper.......well actually two strippers to ...
Posted by BLOBMONSTER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Super Awesome Weekend of Deth..!!

Some of you may have seen a few S.A.W.O.D. comments around here and there, and thats good, becuase that means your reading my comments which you all should be doing.  To get to the point, I learn...
Posted by BLOBMONSTER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

WARNING ** BSBDB's ** PLEAS READ..!!

This post is to warn all of the impending danger known as the BSBDB's (Beer Stealing Bullet Deflecting Boars). It has come to my attention that they run rampant through the forests of Northern Califo...
Posted by BLOBMONSTER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST