*********************The Man, The Myth, The TEXAS LONGHORN LEGEND!!!: Vince Young. Al Pacino, and Robert DeNiro.....preferably together, like that scene in Heat. Awesome scene!! Myself when I was like 13, and kick him in the ass and tell him to go to friggin school!! Ummm.....Jessica Alba, Jessica Beil, Jessica Simpson, or a combination of any of the Jessica's previously mentioned.