Formed in 1981 on the back streets of merthyr tydfil and the bronx two men from different backgrounds and lifestyles, but with a mutual love of hiphop and erotica, came together like a roman orgy. One by the name of Dapper Rhizzle who was a keen dancer, he couldn't dance he was just keen. The other was a dark poet with an appetite for ladies underwear, he was entitled Bobby Sauce...
Nobody is quite sure where their story began. Some say it began in a dark, dark corner of a street named 'ghetto witch avenue de cliche'. Rhizzle was in an alleyway behind the Brunswick pub fighting off a paedophile who was dressed as a cardboard box, fighting him with just his bare forehead, but rhizzle having spent all night making love wasnt as powerful as he could have been. A stranger appeared in the midst of the alleyway and was said to have been quietly singing the words "every man gets his time to be fucked to death, but no this aint the time that he will take his last breath". This stranger was Bobby Sauce. He was dressed from head to toe in thick rubber and had not shaved his body in at least 14 years. There is nothing that a paedophile fears more than a vast amount of hair so Sauce called out to the paedophile in a fearless manner..."Oh im gonna take you and im gonna stick my willy up your bum!". The paedo was nonplused and shaking. He tried to scutter away but caught his foreskin on a metal shard that was sticking out from a wall. It was completely torn off. He screeched out " RRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZIIIILLLLLLLLL
LLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" and jumped down a manhole into the sewers.
Shaken by the whole event Rhizzle looked up at Bobby Sauce and he began to sing the words that would later be the great hit 'Is it because'. Sauce simply replied with a single tear in his eye monacle..."erotic". And the rest is history.
